#1
How do you get over a girl?

I'm in the middle of exams and going out on the pull is not the best idea at the moment.

Go pit, don't fail me.
#4
push her to the ground. get a run up. jump over her

use a pole if you need more height
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#8
well, i moved 500 miles away. didn't work. we're all ****ed man. could be worse; a friend of mine had his girlfriend of 2 years, the love of his live (his words), dump him a day before his cluster of exams begun.

EDIT: if it helps, you'd probably do worse in your exams if you were together.
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#9
Imagine everything under her clothes being made out of tarantulas.
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#13
Bitch about gender roles some more, pat yourself on the back for understanding the "truth", and continue to live a deluded existence.
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#14
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Hookers.


This sounds like a fine idea.

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Give it time


This too. How much time? And after that time, is it worth getting back in touch as friends, or is it over?

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well, i moved 500 miles away. didn't work. we're all ****ed man. could be worse; a friend of mine had his girlfriend of 2 years, the love of his live (his words), dump him a day before his cluster of exams begun.

EDIT: if it helps, you'd probably do worse in your exams if you were together.


You always know the right things to say. How do you do that?
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Apr 19, 2014,
#16
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You always know the right things to say. How do you do that?

cos i've been there. glad i was of some help. good luck buddy.
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#19
The last thing that needs to happen right now is for you to listen to sad music. The best way to distract yourself from the breakup is to find another girl but since you have exams you don't have time to do that. The solution is getting a hooker to help you study. Score one point every time she says 'wow this is hard'. You'll have plenty of time for sappy songs and self-pity after exam period is over.
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#24
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Phil, come over and get drunk with me.


can i come?

i'm not too particularly sad, but i feel like drinking

#25
Paul Stanley once said if you want to make it in this business you need to get rid of your women.
Your halfway there man now focus on your guitar chops. Womaen will come again just chill and shred until then. Its good for you.
#29
It has gotten so bad that everytime I open UG I think to myself: lets see what Philip has come up with now! **** you Philip.
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#31
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Phil, come over and get drunk with me.


I'm drunk already, be there in 10 mins.

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can i come?

i'm not too particularly sad, but i feel like drinking


BYOB, man.

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It has gotten so bad that everytime I open UG I think to myself: lets see what Philip has come up with now! **** you Philip.


Every time I make a thread I wonder when you're gonna shit all over it. You and Captain.
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#33
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What do you want more, to pass your exams, or her?


Exams, man.

Then I'm off to Spain.

For good.
#34
Uhh... It's the end of uni for you soon right? Also you're planning to move away? If so then you'll likely never be together.

Orrrrr.... Go up to her and see how it goes. Either:
1. It goes well, then you proceed to get some action... And hopefully get bored of her.
2. She's a total bitch from the beginning.

Orrrrrr.... Pay a visit to the one friend that is always there for you, Pornhub.
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#35
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Your halfway there man now focus on your guitar chops. Womaen will come again just chill and shred until then. Its good for you.


Man, people need to understand that skills don't get you women unless your skill is getting women.
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#36
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Every time I make a thread I wonder when you're gonna shit all over it. You and Captain.

At least my shit doesn't stink.
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#37
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Uhh... It's the end of uni for you soon right? Also you're planning to move away? If so then you'll likely never be together.

Orrrrr.... Go up to her and see how it goes. Either:
1. It goes well, then you proceed to get some action... And hopefully get bored of her.
2. She's a total bitch from the beginning.

Orrrrrr.... Pay a visit to the one friend that is always there for you, Pornhub.


Exactly man. No chance of anything ever happening. I think I'm just feeling needy because I thought she was special and I don't know how many bangable chicks I'll encounter down south.

At least Kensai still comes around from time to time for spooning...


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Man, people need to understand that skills don't get you women unless your skill is getting women.


My guitar skills have gotten me chicks man

The secret is to sing.

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At least my shit doesn't stink.


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#38
Kensai is dead you sick bastard.
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#39
Tell your mom you need some space.
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