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#2
Where to put on the map huehuehuehuehuehuehueuedeydum.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#3
Whenever I hear Americans tourists talking where I'm from the first thing I do is cringe and the second thing I do is fear for their safety that some junkie will attack them because he doesn't like their nasally obnoxious voices.
#5
I don't find anything weird about Europe. I quite like learning more about it. I'm not American, though.


Actually I was weirded out when I found out that an EU country citizen can travel around other EU countries freely. I was like 11 and I was sad that I couldn't do the same thing. Also country borders don't have tight as shit security. I like the idea, to make it all free flowing and friendly, but from an outsider perspective it's just elitism.


So **** you Europe.
#6
Most Europeans I've met are nice people. They, much like the US, are unfortunately misrepresented by adolescents on the internet.
#7
Okay, serious answer. I think a lot of you yanks would find the various holiday traditions somewhat disturbing, maybe even borderline retarded.




I mean it's one thing to eat a certain type of meat on a pre-defined date. It's another thing to dress up as some hellish abomination in the hopes of scaring away winter.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#8
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Whenever I hear Americans tourists talking where I'm from the first thing I do is cringe and the second thing I do is fear for their safety that some junkie will attack them because he doesn't like their nasally obnoxious voices.

Nothing wrong with Eyerland.

Also, nothing is wrong with Europe. It's the most superior continent.
#9
I find it bewildering that they would allow TS to be in their midst.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#10
I find it weird how you guys go into buildings and pay people to let you lift stuff or run.

I find it weird how you guys don't sing your national anthem during sex.

I find it weird that you guys encourage anorexic behaviour.

I find it weird how you guys are allowed to buy alcohol anywhere and anytime.

I find it weird how you guys don't have freedom.

I find it weird how you guys go to the hospital for mere gunshot wounds.
#11
soccer and guns, thats whats weird about europe

'merica
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#12
The communism
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#13
Now that I think about it I don't find anything necessarily "weird" about the US.

Except for those child beauty pageants.
#14
That whole bidet thing.
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#15
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soccer and guns, thats whats weird about europe

'merica



NO.... No no no no no no no no no no no


It's called football you ignorant yank, not soccer
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#16
Shitty things about the UK:

-calling french fries "chips"
-still has a monarchy in the year 2014
-people are regularly arrested for "cyber bullying"
-no dentists
-obsessed with counting the bongs on Big Ben
-can't win the Olympics even if they host them
-drives on the wrong side of the road
-can't own guns
-they think that something over 80 degrees Fahrenheit is considered a hot day
-they suck at soccer so bad that all of their top players are imported from other countries
-no infrastructure
-they can't speak proper English
-they're all inbred
#17
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Now that I think about it I don't find anything necessarily "weird" about the US.

Except for those child beauty pageants.

Most of us think they are weird too.
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#18
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NO.... No no no no no no no no no no no


It's called football you ignorant yank, not soccer

Actually "soccer" is an English term you ignorant limey.

Seriously man. Look it up.
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#19
****ing hell philip. Next time you want to click the: make a thread button. Slap yourself in the face and get on with your work.
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#20
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NO.... No no no no no no no no no no no


It's called football you ignorant yank, not soccer

nahp

go eat some "chips" lololol

your welcome for mcdonalds by the way, that goes for everyone
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#21
the lack of shaved/extremely groomed hair on the body of females. French babes...
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#22
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nahp

go eat some "chips" lololol

your welcome for mcdonalds by the way, that goes for everyone


You can have them back if you like, I wouldn't feed McDonald's to a dog.
#23
Quote by darkcheef
Shitty things about the UK:

-calling french fries "chips"
-still has a monarchy in the year 2014
-people are regularly arrested for "cyber bullying"
-no dentists
-obsessed with counting the bongs on Big Ben
-can't win the Olympics even if they host them
-drives on the wrong side of the road
-can't own guns
-they think that something over 80 degrees Fahrenheit is considered a hot day
-they suck at soccer so bad that all of their top players are imported from other countries
-no infrastructure
-they can't speak proper English
-they're all inbred

Even the rest of Europe would probably agree with most of these points.
#24
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****ing hell philip. Next time you want to click the: make a thread button. Slap yourself in the face and get on with your work.

What's wrong with this one? Seems perfectly fine to me.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#25
That they could kill each other savagely for hundreds of years and then one day after Germany goes bonkers they all decide to just not do that anymore.
#26
Some of you drink warm beer. What's wrong with you?
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#27
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You can have them back if you like, I wouldn't feed McDonald's to a dog.

Trade you Piers Morgan for them.
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#30
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It's called football you ignorant yank, not soccer

"Soccer" is etymologically British.
#31
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Some of you drink warm beer. What's wrong with you?

The hell are you talking about. If I even try to suggest drinking anything but cold beer I'd probably be put in an insane asylum. If a waiter brought me warm beer I'd be perfectly okay for me to flip my shit.

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Ale is best when warm.

Seriously? I thought it was a crime to drink warm bear.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
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#32
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My American family loathe the fact that we don't serve every single drink with ice.



because Americans are COOL
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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
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(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#33
Quote by darkcheef
Shitty things about the UK:

-calling french fries "chips"
-still has a monarchy in the year 2014
-people are regularly arrested for "cyber bullying"
-no dentists
-obsessed with counting the bongs on Big Ben
-can't win the Olympics even if they host them
-drives on the wrong side of the road
-can't own guns
-they think that something over 80 degrees Fahrenheit is considered a hot day
-they suck at soccer so bad that all of their top players are imported from other countries
-no infrastructure
-they can't speak proper English
-they're all inbred



This post, my god this post.


This is the first post that makes me angry through someones sheer ignorance.


And we used to be able to own guns until some nutter went into a school and shot it up.
Result... We banned guns and there are virtually no gun crimes in the UK.


Same thing happens in murica, "oh no it's happened again, should we do anything? Nahh maybe when the next school that gets shot up, maybe then, or maybe not, we like guns, guns make us feel safe..."

Also, we speak proper English because we invented the damn language.


Football players; Walcott, Ramsey, Wilshere, Rooney, Lallana, Rodriguez, ox-chamberlain, Gibbs, Lampard, Baines, Jagielka, Naismith... should I go on?
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#34
Quote by darkcheef
Shitty things about the UK:

-calling french fries "chips"
-still has a monarchy in the year 2014
-people are regularly arrested for "cyber bullying"
-no dentists
-obsessed with counting the bongs on Big Ben
-can't win the Olympics even if they host them
-drives on the wrong side of the road
-can't own guns
-they think that something over 80 degrees Fahrenheit is considered a hot day
-they suck at soccer so bad that all of their top players are imported from other countries
-no infrastructure
-they can't speak proper English
-they're all inbred


They do have dentists, it's the medical side I don't like.

Everything else is pretty spot on though.
#35
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Some of you drink warm beer. What's wrong with you?


Ale is best when warm.
#36
whats up with those dual taps yeh. I either have to scald my hands or freeze them.

And i also saw this in the daily mail so its probs not true but i heard some eastern european countries shit in a hole in the ground so some of the immigrants in the uk 'adapted' the public restrooms for their requirements.
#37
It's cute, they're cute. Let them live their own facade, guys. Give them their soccer, fries & "freedom" and let them sink in their own filth...it's just about time
#38
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No, we're good with you keeping Piers.

Then we're good with obesity becoming a national problem in the UK.
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#39
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Some of you drink warm beer. What's wrong with you?



At least our beer is actually good. Plebians, plebians all.
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#40
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I wouldn't feed McDonald's to a dog.

thats pretty cruel if you ask me, starving animals just because you dont like it
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