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#5
Oh man, what if a Russian dolphin and an American dolphin fall in love and have a baby among the war torn Black Sea. Doomed to grow up with no homeland (or homewater) the forsaken child of battle will become the one creature who can bring peace to the deep.

Hmmm, somebody get a movie studio on the line, quick!
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#8
Also, lets not forget that Russia totally stole those dolphins from the Ukraine, and only dicks steal dolphins.
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