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457undead
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Join date: Jan 2014
3,039 IQ
#1
im talking about the heavyest of heavyness songs.
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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
Carnivean
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Join date: Jun 2006
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#2
Blood Stink by Meat Slab
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457undead
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Join date: Jan 2014
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#5
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Blood Stink by Meat Slab


Are you sure thats even a song? it wasnt on youtube

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Spirit Crusher by Death


Honestly that song wasn't very heavy, but a lot of screaming none the less.

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Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath


That really wasn't the kind of heavy I was talking about.

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Is that all you got UG? :P
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I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
crazysam23_Atax
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#6
All of them. And none of them. All at once.

Seriously, though, I'll recommend Wormed "Planisphærium". Nothing like Brutal Death Metal to scare little children with!
theogonia777
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#9
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How are qualifying heavy TS?


I'm guessing the wrong way.
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Shut the mother#%$& up, $^%got. You have a #$%^ing terrible muther&@$#ing taste in %#$@ing music, @&%$ing movies and %&$#ing video games. Every time I see you on the forums, you are always saying something overrated and some $@&#ing sh*t. You are just mother$^@%ing ignorant as a whole.

Get a #%$@ing life or you will get banned for life.


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Rust_in_Peace34
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#10
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Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath


This is the correct answer.
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MaaZeus
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#12
Slayer - Angel Of Death. It doesnt matter how low you tune, how much distortion you have or how obnoxious (or comical) goreporn lyrics you scream, nothing can touch this song and its subject matter...

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AnnihiSlateR
Hammerheart
Join date: Jun 2008
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#13
Dragged Into Sunlight and Moss are my usual go to heavy bands. Though I only really listen to Hatred for Mankind and Sub Templum respectively. Also I imagine Nails' Abandon All Life might suit the thread starters needs.
ichiefG13
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#15
This is the war - Vader
Whats goes around must come down
jimihendrix6699
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#17
Behind the Sun by Meshuggah
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Lil B, the young based god, has the ability to create music so profound, that others around him cannot even comprehend his magnificent verbal progressive nature.

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IbanezSA160a
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#18
Anything by Motionless in White
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omgitsarchie
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2014
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#23
Sad But True by Metallica.
Easily the heaviest song ever by far
If you listen to this song and don't headbang something isn't right with your ears
How to get Fieldy of Korn's bass tone:

-throw a bunch of tictacs down a stairwell
the_bi99man
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#24
Painkiller. Judas Priest, although I jam far more often to Death's cover.
ChemicalFire
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#25
You know... entirely subjective lists make for really good threads.
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



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crazysam23_Atax
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#26
Quote by omgitsarchie
Sad But True by Metallica.
Easily the heaviest song ever by far
If you listen to this song and don't headbang something isn't right with your ears

*scratches head* Do you even metal, m8?
helies
Registered User
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#28
Either sphere of madness by decapitated or combustion by meshuggah
BL1NDSIDE-J
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#32
I say we lock this thread in a barn and catch it on fire, to kill all the false in it.
crazysam23_Atax
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#34
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I say we lock this thread in a barn and catch it on fire, to kill all the false in it.

I'll get my torch.
SexyBeast810
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#36
Pretty much anything from Electric Wizard. More specifically, probably Saturnine or Dopethrone.
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Biebsy
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#37
Quote by MaaZeus
Slayer - Angel Of Death. It doesnt matter how low you tune, how much distortion you have or how obnoxious (or comical) goreporn lyrics you scream, nothing can touch this song and its subject matter...

+ 1
MarqueeMoon77
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#39
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Ever notice how the dumbest threads seem to last the longest?

who asked you?
I realize. That I hate the sound of guitars