This is a musical business card comb.

If you drag your finger across it, it's supposed to play a "classic rock song". Can anyone work it out from the lengths of the teeth*?

* I think that's the word for them.
Sharp Dressed Man is the irst thing that came to mind
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.