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#1
Here are a couple starting questions.

Would you lose 5 years of your life?

Take it in the ass?

Go back to highschool?

Get tattoos all over your body? Including eyes
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#2
go back to high school? for 5 mil? lmao ive done it for free before, yes plz
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#4
Take it in the ass? I'd do it for anything above 10k, under the condition enough lube is used.

Go back to highschool? You could think of that as a job with 1,25 M annual income. Yes, I'd do it.

Get tattoos all over your body? Including eyes Ugh, that I'd probably not, except if there was a way to remove them completely and without damaging my tissue.
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#5
Highschool.

Edit take it up the ass, its faster.
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#7
yes, yes, yes, no

i'm actually trying to think of how much money it would take for me to take it in the ass. i'm really not sure, but i feel like 25-50 grand is about right
#8
Quote by 457undead
Here are a couple starting questions.

Would you lose 5 years of your life?

Take it in the ass?

Go back to highschool?

Get tattoos all over your body? Including eyes


I would lose the last 5 years of my life as they will probably suck anyway.

I would also take it in the ass, as it can't be that bad.

I would also go back to school as it would be like Billy Madison.

I wouldn't get tattoos all over because 1) Costs a lot 2) Would be permanent 3) Eyes? WTF
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#10
More questions.

Lose a leg?

Move to a new continent with nothing and lose contact with all of your friends and family forever?

Take a time machine back to the 1800s and stay there forever?

Murder someone?

Have amnesia?
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#11
Go back to high school for sure...if I knew then what I know now...good lawd. The fun/grades I'd have.
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#13
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More questions.

Lose a leg?

Move to a new continent with nothing and lose contact with all of your friends and family forever?

Take a time machine back to the 1800s and stay there forever?

Murder someone?

Have amnesia?


No to all of those....

5k is really not that much.

edit: derp 5k? But yeah, even 5m wouldn't really be worth all of those.
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#14
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No to all of those....

5k is really not that much.

it's 5 million tho
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#15
If anyone has any questions/answers to their own questions feel free to share
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#16
I'd study programming and develop a F2P game that's sexually provocative and have a few hundred thousand little boys play it, but the catch is that they need to pay for some stuff to get the full game and they'd do it because "It's only 10 dollars mom" but with thousands of kids doing that I'd just rake in the moolah.
#17
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I'd study programming and develop a F2P game that's sexually provocative and have a few hundred thousand little boys play it, but the catch is that they need to pay for some stuff to get the full game and they'd do it because "It's only 10 dollars mom" but with thousands of kids doing that I'd just rake in the moolah.


And I would most likely play that game :/ but there would have to be skills in the game and you would level those skills up. Like the seducing skill or talking to women skill that would come in handy in real life.
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#18
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#19
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Would you change into a beautiful butterfly?


How would I use the 5 million dollars if I was a butterfly?
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#21
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And I would most likely play that game :/ but there would have to be skills in the game and you would level those skills up. Like the seducing skill or talking to women skill that would come in handy in real life.

What is the highest amount you would pay?
#22
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yes, yes, yes, no

i'm actually trying to think of how much money it would take for me to take it in the ass. i'm really not sure, but i feel like 25-50 grand is about right


Your ass is not worth 25-50 grand.


If I was getting paid to get fucked in the ass, it would go relative to dick size, I'd say small cocks start at 50 with a condom, 200 without. Lexington Steele cocks start at 500 w/ condom, and 750 without.
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#23
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Your ass is not worth 25-50 grand.


If I was getting paid to get fucked in the ass, it would go relative to dick size, I'd say small cocks start at 50 with a condom, 200 without. Lexington Steele cocks start at 500 w/ condom, and 750 without.


But aids/hiv
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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#25
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I'd study programming and develop a F2P game that's sexually provocative and have a few hundred thousand little boys play it, but the catch is that they need to pay for some stuff to get the full game and they'd do it because "It's only 10 dollars mom" but with thousands of kids doing that I'd just rake in the moolah.
Scarlet Blade?
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#26
most things that would take less time or energy than working for $5mil
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#27
Would you lose 5 years of your life?
Yes

Take it in the ass?
Yes

Go back to highschool?
Yes

Get tattoos all over your body? Including eyes
Nah
#28
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That's why I charge more.

Do you mean 50 dollars or 50 thousand dollars?
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#29
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Do you mean 50 dollars or 50 thousand dollars?


All of my prices are under a grand.
#31
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All of my prices are under a grand.


So you would risk getting a life threatening disease for under a grand?
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#32
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Scarlet Blade?

I didn't know what that was, so I looked it up. Yes, exactly like scarlet blade. Tens of millions of dollars are possible through things like that.
#33
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More questions.

Lose a leg?

Move to a new continent with nothing and lose contact with all of your friends and family forever?

Take a time machine back to the 1800s and stay there forever?

Murder someone?

Have amnesia?


I'd do all these on a double-dog dare.
#34
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So you would risk getting a life threatening disease for under a grand?


Yeah but for an extra 150-250 dollars.
#35
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How would I use the 5 million dollars if I was a butterfly?

OH NOOOOOOOO!!!

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#36
Quote by severed-metal
Your ass is not worth 25-50 grand.


If I was getting paid to get fucked in the ass, it would go relative to dick size, I'd say small cocks start at 50 with a condom, 200 without. Lexington Steele cocks start at 500 w/ condom, and 750 without.


of course it's not, which is why this is purely hypothetical

it's a bit weird you've thought this through in as great detail as you have
#37
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it's a bit weird you've thought this through in as great detail as you have


You mean those basic rules of the game? You're straight up fooling yourself. Listen, my future? It's laced with thought, perseverance, and control. Yours is laced with unfair prices and dying on the streets.
#38
Your future is laced with liquid shit running down your leg when you find yourself no longer able to control your anus. My future will consist of a decent job, and dying with the honor of never having shit myself past infancy.
#39
I would do any of these except for the tattoo one for $10,000 or more
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#40
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Your future is laced with liquid shit running down your leg when you find yourself no longer able to control your anus. My future will consist of a decent job, and dying with the honor of never having shit myself past infancy.


Liquid shit? That's gross, but you've done too many drugs and don't have a future anyways. Don't know what job you could possibly have due to the damage you've committed to your body.


EDIT: This is getting too personal. You have your future, and I have mine but we'll all meet on the same shitty road.
Last edited by severed-metal at Apr 23, 2014,
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