What are the chances that a band could become famous with all of the pop bands today?

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Are there any attributes to bands that get famous?
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#3
Be Jay Seeney
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#4
Be Jay Seeney looking like Harry Styles.
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#6
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Be Jay Seeney looking like Harry Styles.





I didn't know which one to pick but all three were what I was feeling
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#7
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#8
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Who?


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Be Jay Seeney


Who?

Anyway, "making it" in the music business isn't easy for anyone. bands/solo artists... and you can't really say a figure (like, 21% for instance) so if you are asking "What is the chance MY band breaks through" I'd say, VERY SMALL.
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#9
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I didn't know which one to pick but all three were what I was feeling


Regardless of appearance or talent, you're going to find yourself doing this a lot if you want to make it.
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#11
How can I tell if I look like Harry's style
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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#13
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You've never heard of Jay Seeney? Jesus Christ I know not everyone follows pop culture but how is that even possible?


Oh, sorry I don't know a guy who's most viewed youtube video has 8000 views
Guess he really is world famous!
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Oh, sorry I don't know a guy who's most viewed youtube video has 8000 views
Guess he really is world famous!


He used to post here and brag about his flourishing career, he's an idol to the pit monkeys.
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He used to post here and brag about his flourishing career, he's an idol to the pit monkeys.


Explains a lot, thanks
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#16
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He used to post here and brag about his flourishing career, he's an idol to the pit monkeys.




LOOK AT THAT POSE!
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#17
Where's that Jay Seeney gif when you need it?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#18
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LOOK AT THAT POSE!


Careful, HUGE picture



LOOK AT THIS POSE, WAY BETTER BRO
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#19
Holy shit could that picture be any bigger?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
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Holy shit could that picture be any bigger?


Yeah..... spoilered it xD

I mean.... No it can't! The picture is as big as his career!
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#21
It's a glorious image, but the impact is lost when I can't even fit it on my monitor screen.

HAIL SEENEY
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#22
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It's a glorious image, but the impact is lost when I can't even fit it on my monitor screen.

HAIL SEENEY


Here you go.

#23
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How can I tell if I look like Harry's style


how
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#24
Way to answer your own question man.

All pop bands are bands but not all bands are pop bands.
#25
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how


Get a picture of him and look in a mirror. Christ were you born with the sense of a lamppost?
#31
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Are there any attributes to bands that get famous?


Yes.

Quite definitely - most of them were in the right place at the right time making the right sort of music.

The right place I can help you with - a large city, preferably one like London, New York, LA

The time - do it now this is you chance - move to a city with a vibrant music scene

The music - preferably something original but could be jumping on a bandwagon if you can find one


(PS - some of them even had talent, but this is not a pre-requisite)
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#32
Find the sexiest musicians you can possibly find and play 4 chord songs.
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#33
To become famous you must suck dick. That is what the pop bands do. You must suck all the dick and then fame, fortune and f.aggotry will be yours.
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#35
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You can't tell me this isn't the next big hit.

*song*


Monotonous, childish, with incredibly poor instrumentation, recycled chessy lyrics and bland production. The two dudes are singing the same thing the entire time. Not even good enough to be a pop song. Hell, it's not even good enough to be a joke song. On the plus side, I've never seen a music video where the band so clearly acts like they're getting filmed. Also, I think they show some of the clips twice.

Next big hit for sure.
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Last edited by JD Close at Apr 24, 2014,
#36
Fame is overrated and tends to cause permanent damage to most who experience it. It had always been a longshot in music but even more today with the death of the traditional music industry and the low signal to noise ratio in most media.

A million to one.
"Your sound is in your hands as much as anything. It's the way you pick, and the way you hold the guitar, more than it is the amp or the guitar you use." -- Stevie Ray Vaughan

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#40
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Monotonous, childish, with incredibly poor instrumentation, recycled chessy lyrics and bland production. The two dudes are singing the same thing the entire time. Not even good enough to be a pop song. Hell, it's not even good enough to be a joke song. On the plus side, I've never seen a music video where the band so clearly acts like they're getting filmed. Also, I think they show some of the clips twice.

Next big hit for sure.

Jokes on you, they have sponsorships.
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