#1
So I started my internship as a pharmacy technician at a local Target, and everything seemed pretty normal till today. I went on my break at work and reeeeeaallly had to go to the bathroom, so I speed walked across the store looking like I had a stick up my ass, only to find something much more disturbing inside. I walk in and as I make my way to a urinal, I discover an older gentleman, about 60ish, just having a go at himself at the urinal (yes the urinal, not even in the stall) and making the most disgusting sounds I ever heard a 60ish year old man make (and I have heard one die before), it was bad. He didn't know I was there so I just darted into a stall to try to process what I just saw, as he proceeded to finish and then wash his hands of the terrible act. I feel like I should of done or said something but I don't know what, what do you think about this pit?
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#2
Kensai is at it again
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#8


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Quote by RylanThePotato
I discover an older gentleman, about 60ish, just having a go at himself at the urinal (yes the urinal, not even in the stall) and making the most disgusting sounds I ever heard a 60ish year old man make

It was just a mating call, You should have helped.
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Last edited by sonic_hippy at Apr 24, 2014,
#9
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Well apparently old people can only get one boner every 24 hours so can you really blame him ?


That doesn't excuse the fact that he walked PAST the stalls to jack off at the urinals

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It was just a mating call, You should have helped.


Eh, maybe if he was a little younger

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Sorry, I just couldn't contain myself after seeing you walk like you had a stick up your ass.


I'm blushing
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#11
There's some stories on here I don't believe, but I actually believe this one. That sounds terrible TS.
#13
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There's some stories on here I don't believe, but I actually believe this one. That sounds terrible TS.


It was so weird, it didn't even hit me till a couple of minutes later I realized, "I just saw an old man jack off in public"
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#17
maybe he was just passing a kidney stone
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#20
First of all, congratulations on becoming a drug dealer.
He was probably just trying out the viagra before he paid for it.
Can't trust any drug dealers these days, even the legal ones.
Last edited by UltimateGuizar at Apr 25, 2014,
#22
Does this shit happen in Fresno all the time or have I been living under a rock my entire life


And I'm actually surprised anyone knows what a Fresno is
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#23
Wait, have you always been "Rylan"ThePotato?

Am I going crazy or did it used to be Ryan?
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#24
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Wait, have you always been "Rylan"ThePotato?

Am I going crazy or did it used to be Ryan?


Nope, my name has always been Rylan
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#25
When you said "having a go at himself" i thought you meant insulting himself not masterbating
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#26
Quote by RylanThePotato
Does this shit happen in Fresno all the time or have I been living under a rock my entire life


And I'm actually surprised anyone knows what a Fresno is

Meth capital of the west coast, just ahead of Bakersfield.
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#27
I'm trying to think of what I would do in that situation. I'm sure it'd involve yelling something and scaring the shit out of him.
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#29
I would have totally been like " sir could you jack off after im done taking a sheit?"
Whats goes around must come down
#31
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Masterbating Bum?


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#32
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Is this th same actor that plays Leonard in Community?

yes

no
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Last edited by WCPhils at Aug 25, 2014,