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#1
Or any take out really? I feel really greedy if I get a chinese or pizza all to myself, especially a pizza. I feel like I need to eat it with someone else and make it some sort of communal occasion otherwise I'm just being a lazy slob.

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Last edited by EndTheRapture51 at Apr 27, 2014,
#2
Pizzas aren't Chinese
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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Or any take out really? I feel really greedy if I get a chinese all to myself, especially a pizza. I feel like I need to eat it with someone else and make it some sort of communal occasion otherwise I'm just being a lazy slob.


Why? You want pizza. And they come in pizza-s. It's a common way to serve it. Either go to a place and grab a slice (cuz they dont deliver those), or order a pizza, and save the rest for later.
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#5
In fact, I'm ordering a pizza too cuz this thread got me in the mood. I'm getting four, and eating all of them. I will drink Mountain Dew and wipe my face with a turkey.
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#7
Why would I with pizza? They're individual meals, not always for sharing.

If it was like a silly extra large one and I ate it all in one sitting on my own, then I might feel slightly guilty, but not cause I didn't share but because it seems unhealthy.

I generally get a large pizza, eat two thirds of it and then eat the rest the next day for lunch/breakfast, but I only have pizza maybe once a month and it's only take-away pizza about once every three months, so it's not too unhealthy.
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#8
Batch please. I've eaten 20 chicken mcnuggets on my own and you feel guilty.
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#10
No way. Leftover pizza is a perfect breakfast.
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#11
no, because social norms are stupid.


just kidding. did that make you cringe? if it did im sorry.

I just buy like 2 pizzas carry out . They think im heading to my own party but im not lol.
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#12
I only get post-eating guilt when I eat a big bag of doritos in a silly amount of time and have an uncomfortable experience on the bog the next day,
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No way. Leftover pizza is a perfect breakfast.

as part of a healthy balanced diet
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
Nah. With food like that I always eat my fill that night and then eat the rest the next day or the day after if I ordered a lot.
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as part of a healthy balanced diet

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#19
I think it may be because Domino's is so expensive and it only feeds me for Dinner/Breakfast and is unhealthy rather than something you can make yourself like a nice stir fry which isn't as unhealthy and is much cheapter.
#21
I feel guilty about most things I stick in my mouth
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#25
Not at all. I'd feel bad if I did it several times a week, but I don't see a problem with doing it a few times a month.
#26
I don't feel guilty. I usually only feel bad if I manage to eat it all but still want another slice.


If it's like, a pretty big pizza though that's probably intended for more than one person, I probably would feel shitty but I tend to just stick to 9", unless wherever I get it from happens to have a worthwhile 'deal' on big ones.
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No, pizza has all the food groups in it. In fact you shouldn't feel guilty for living solely on pizza.

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Why would that make anyone feel guilty

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#32
eat it with your face bro.
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#34
I'd probably feel guilty if I ate it all in one sitting
but having leftovers is always good
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#36
pizza is the greatest things since sex, nobody should feel ashamed for thoroughly indulging in its greatness
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#38
We'll if you're happy with you, and your appearance then go ham on some tasty pizza. If you feel like a slob maybe you're not happy with yourself, or hell your more likely to just be over thinking it.
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#39
Well I usually only buy family size 2 feet wide ****ing humongous pizzas with like an inch high layer of meat and shit and share with my family, so yeah I guess eating one of those would make me feel like a slob. But seriously if I'm eating by myself I'd rather buy food that was meant for one person, like a kebab.
#40
Eating a pizza wearing jogging pants and a shabby shirt on a (Sun)day while you haven't done anything productive at all that day while you really had to / intended to do while you're lying on the couch while watching Jersey/Geordie Shore or The Valleys to make you still feel sophisticated and valuable to society are the best evenings ever. ESPECIALLY on your own!
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