This is a birthday thread dedicated to the venerable acquaintance of ultimate-guitar.com/forum/, BeefWellington

he's a good guy
don't believe a word you read in the tabloids
it's all lies

Happy Birthday
Happy birthday. Your username sounds like a tasty dish.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~

happy burfday bruv
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Jeams has a nice face.
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And thus you are now part of the Pit, and with respect.

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You are easily taking the prize for my favorite 11er.

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That seals it. You are now my favorite '11er.
There's someone named BeefWellington? That's pretty damn cool.

For your birthday, a joke:

What do you call a bunch of cows masturbating in a field?
Beef Stroganoff!
I suppose I should express gratitude for acknowledging that I am now one year closer to the grave.

Thank you.

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happy birthday dude i kinda met in TC twice

Sorry for asking why you were in drag.

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Jeams has a nice face.

Thank you. Unfortunately, my shitty personality cancels it out.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.

Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
Last edited by BeefWellington at Apr 28, 2014,