#1
friends a huge star trek fan
he loves collecting star trek memorabilia
we're all going in on a present so should have 500-1000 to spend
of course none of us have any idea about star trek let alone star trek memorabilia

so looking for someone to point us in the right direction
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#3
Get him a really good replica of Gandalf's wand.
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#5
Do you know which version of Star Trek they are a fan of? The whole series or anyone particular series? You have the following:

Star Trek: The Original Series
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise

Depending on which one they like best or better will decide what type of stuff you will consider getting them.
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#6
1000?!?! I'll be lucky if i get a £20 itunes voucher.
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#7
If he's into the soundtrack music, CDs of the films. Or there's a massive 15 CD box set of the music of the three original series.
#8
Get him a book of klingon love poetry signed by Michael Dorn.

Gara'shuul ve dorrak
Roses are red

Hikkak veg'raak
Violets are blue

Po'on ullk veg'raggh
I destroyed 1000 ferengi tradeships

qu'barragah vuul shurrak
To be with you

What trekkie could resist that?
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Get him a signed photo of (naked preferably) Benedict Cumberbatch George Takei.



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#11
Get him Klingon monopoly
And depending on which Star Trek he's a fan of, get him a ship model
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Get him a signed photo of (naked preferably) Benedict Cumberbatch.

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1000?!?! I'll be lucky if i get a £20 itunes voucher.


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#15
I dunno what it is called but there's a very Trek inspired multiplayer LAN game out there, where everyone has a computer and is responsible for one part of your space ship. In essence you're all officers on the command deck, and have to cooperate to survive various situations or something. I'd arrange a game of that shit!
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#17
Seriously, I would suggest buying him MOST of these: http://www.startrek-starships.com/eng/index.asp

As a trekkie myself, I would consider that one of the most awesome presents I could ever recieve (especially the Deep Space Nine model GODDAMN!).

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#18
Wow, that's quite a gift budget.

With that in mind, have a look at this site -http://www.anovos.com/

They do replica uniforms from the various Trek series and movies. They're pricy, but they're pretty much completely accurate to the ones used on the shows. Not like the dodgy cheap versions you see people wearing at conventions.

Those starship models are very cool too.
#19
hire a high-end escort who looks somewhat like the star trek character he most wanted to ****. dress her up like that character.

dream come true.

i've only seen isolated episodes of star trek, so idk any names for you, but i'm sure if you ask him who he'd like to **** from the show, he wouldn't be able to guess that was the gift you got him
#20
It really does matter which series he watched/watches the most.
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#21
I hear R2D2 doesn't cost too much.
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#23
I'm a SW fan personally but if I was a trekkie I'd think getting a book on how to speak Klingon would be cool
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#24
Organize an entire Shakespeare production in Klingon. that's a thing
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#25
wow this is way more complex than i thought it would be, 5 series? cant just be like a normal tv show? jeez. gonna try and suss out which his favourites are

he says DS9 and TNG whatever those are :p

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Get him Klingon monopoly
And depending on which Star Trek he's a fan of, get him a ship model



rofl funny you say that, a couple years back i got drunk while playing his klingon monopoly and spilt beer all over it, some collector's edition, so it couldn't be replaced


anyway this thread has been very helpful so far, thanks everyone who contributed. if you guys want i'll keep you updated as to our decision
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#26
He likes DS9? Wtf
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He likes DS9? Wtf



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Get him a replica uniform. Not the shitty halloween costume kind, but the real deal.
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#30
Give her The Spocker



EDIT: As a bonus, it's free, so you can use that $1000 to give her counselling after the ordeal
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#31
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he says DS9 and TNG whatever those are :p


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#32
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

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#33

simple. buy one of these outfits. (fat guy not included)
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