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Wife in daughter's body
59 94%
Daughter in wife's body
4 6%
Voters: 63.
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#1
Right, say you were married, everything's great. You two have a daughter, yeah? Ok, say they got their bodies switched around and you had to pick one to pork. Would you bone your wife in your daughter's body? Or would you bone your daughter in your wife's body? Discuss!

Edit: Say your daughter's at her prime, yeah. So she's pretty banging, let's say she's around 20 odd. Your wife is, what, 50? I dunno. The point is, your daughter would be all eww dad stop boning me, but if you boned your wife it would be oh shit I'm boning my daughter's body,
Last edited by K'Nuckles at May 2, 2014,
#2
yeah im not answering this nice try though fbi




#3
100% depends on how old they are
It's over simplified, So what!

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#6
This is a great question.
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#8
That's not the worst question. You can choose to wank instead.

Nah. The worst one would be "Would you shag your dad to save your mum"

the choices involve bumming your dad or letting your mum die.
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#11
Easy question.

If I'm married to my wife, and it's truly a happy marriage, I'm attracted to her on a level greater than anything physical. If it's my wife's persona in my daughter's body, that is the logical choice.


On second though, no. **** that. I'd just ragequitlife.
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#13
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Easy question.

If I'm married to my wife, and it's truly a happy marriage, I'm attracted to her on a level greater than anything physical. If it's my wife's persona in my daughter's body, that is the logical choice.


On second though, no. **** that. I'd just ragequitlife.


Just screw Aubrey instead
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#14
i think there's something wrong with me because i was just like "obv bang my wife in my daughter's body because my wife knows what i like and my daughter is prob mad hot i'd **** it" and didn't think that was a sick thing to think
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i think there's something wrong with me because i was just like "obv bang my wife in my daughter's body because my wife knows what i like and my daughter is prob mad hot i'd **** it" and didn't think that was a sick thing to think


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#16
Wife in daughters body cos my daughter might be hot.

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#17
My initial thought was "do i really want to put my penis in my daughters body, a body my penis helped create"
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Wife in daughters body cos my daughter might be hot.


I'd do your hot daughter.
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#20
Well assuming the daughter would have some sort of recollection of me porking her in my wife's body, that'd pretty much be sexual abuse and **** her up for later life.

So wife in daughter's body.

That's not a hard question to answer.
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#26
I think we all wonder what our other family members get up to at least once.
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#27
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No.

Just no.
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#28
the inside matters more than the outer appearance, therefore wife in daughters body
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#29
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Why cant we bang both?

I like the way u think :3
#31
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No.

Just no.
You got no imagination m8. There's something hilarious about the possibility that maybe your sweet old nanna is actually a real sadist.
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#33
Divorce, cause I was banging the whole package with my wife, body and soul together, have no issue admitting the outside is a big deal to me. Also, I'm no where near vain enough to bang anyone who remotely looks like me.

I say bad luck to my daughter being in an old body and then say go have fun to wife in new young body.

should have included some absurd clause like 'you have to bang one of them forever or they both die inexplicably' (by god or some other diabolical evil overlord?)


as for the 'bang your dad to save your mum', you would have to really hate your mum to refuse to just put your dick in someone for a bit (or be the worlds biggest homophobe) It'll be like having to cut your arm off cause it's like infected and it'll kill you if you don't. You'll hate every second of it but grit your teeth and do it because it's gotta be done.
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#34
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You got no imagination m8. There's something hilarious about the possibility that maybe your sweet old nanna is actually a real sadist.


I didn't know my Gran.

But still man... no

Just no.
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#35
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I didn't know my Gran.

But still man... no

Just no.

Hey Billy. Got and get nanna's whip.
#36
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Hey Billy. Got and get nanna's whip.

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#37
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#38
ooh nanna I knew you were into horseriding when you were younger, but WOW! a Bad Dragon!
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#40
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and what are you implying?
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