I got a free computer today

hopefully it works

what about you guys

what free shit did you get with no effort that's better than mine?
The salvation of out Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
Whats that shit we used to eat back in the day?
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
a lot of money from stocks

...modes and scales are still useless.

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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

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But our Band is Listana
Being brought into existence, I guess. That didn't really cost me anything. I don't really enjoy it but whatever.

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
Everything I have, since y'know, im a spoiled millennial.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight

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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
Civ 5 was pretty cool.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

I have gotten A LOT of free clothing over the years. And I got a good vox ad50vt for free a year ago from a freind. He just showed up one day and gave it to me lol.
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


Ordering a Papa John's pizza with Papa's points right now.

Soooo yeah
Minecraft: Sonic
League of Legends: CinoSRelliK

Currently Playing/listening to/Reading:

Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
S. by Doug Dorst
The Martian by Andy Weir
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The salvation of out Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

I found an iphone yesterday while at the market but I was kind enough to return it.
No reward, just a thanks from the owner's friend.
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The salvation of out Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

no way that's free bruv

My flatmate got a PS3 and I've used it more than anyone else, so that I guess.
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
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no way that's free bruv

all you gotta do is ask
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
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all you gotta do is ask

well then it isn't free is it if you have to put forth some effort huh it's like you're paying through prayer isn't it
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou

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my musical collection

i am a very important and influential figure in the music industry
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.

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BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
free dump guitar.... it was acoustic tho
give yourself over to absolute pleasure
I went gambling one time and turned $1 into $72.


altough by the end, I probably broke just a tad above even.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.

There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
pet fish from a chinese new year festival in chinatown

it lived for almost two weeks
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Jesus Christ since when is the Pit a ****ing courtroom...

Like melodic, black, death, symphonic, and/or avant-garde metal? Want to collaborate? Message me!
One time my friend (whose dad works in pro audio) came over with a milk crate full of assorted cables. I've ended up in so many situations since then where I needed to use an unorthodox cable and I haven't had to buy any, I just search that box.

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Warned for trolling!

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Didn't you say that you had a stuffed fox that you would occasionally fuck?

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It's not a fox,it's a wolf.
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This. Was going to be my answer.
Friends are not something you set out to obtain. They just happen.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
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Whats that shit we used to eat back in the day?

Oh yeah, pussy
My God, it's full of stars!
I was given hundreds of poundsworth of top quality paints, brushes, and other art materials last year by the widow of the man who had owned them, although I did a portrait of the guy for her in return for her kind gesture, so it was hardly 'effortless' in the end.

I did once go to a band's audition as a bass player and was chosen out of three other guys without even having to play a single note though.

I was sat outside the rehersal room with two other guys while another guy was inside auditioning, then he came out and I was the next in. As I walked in with my bass, the drummer (who I had been in a band with before but had absolutely no idea he was even involved with this band, let alone that it was actualy his band) suddedly said "Hey, it's Dave. Send the other guys away, we've have him!"
I was in, and I didn't play a note because everyone instantly put down their instruments and we all went to the pub to get drunk... it wasn't until a few hours later that the drummer slurred.... "You can still play can't you?"
A car. Well I did need to buy a new battery. But getting a car that just needs a new battery for free is decent.
I buying a loaf of bread from the bakers when they were about to close one day and i asked the lady about one of the pastries, then she let me have it for free, i said thanks, and she stopped me just as i was about to walk out and gave me a box of donuts, which were delicious.

This happened about a year ago, but that's about the only free thing that i've got that i can think of.

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
I've got alot of free shit throughout the years, too much really.. Things that stand out are a whole pack of fags and half a bottle of jameson when i was on the streets, that guy was cool.
Going away for a long, long time