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Han Solo
82 66%
Luke Skywalker
14 11%
Your mom.
29 23%
Voters: 125.
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#1
You've got the choice to hang out with Luke Skywalker and Han Solo and have a few brewskis and talk about princess vag and guns/lightsabers and other cool shite.

Choose faggits.
#4
Jean Luc Picard
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A SIGNATURE.
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#6
Liam Neeson
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#7
If I had the chance to hang out with EITHER Han Solo or Luke Skywalker in a bar, I would rush to the dining area where I could shoot Greedo before anyone else.
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#9
Going to assume Han has shagged Princess Vag, plus I could ask him about being Indiana Jones too.

Liam Neeson though plz.
'And after a while, you can work on points for style.
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile.'

'You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
So that when they turn their backs on you,
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.'
#10
Luke Skywalker, cause honestly people don't play guitar anymore so what does Han even solo?
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#11
I'd rather be friends with Luke, cuz you know he'd be there when you need him and stuff. But I'd rather spend a crazy night out with Han.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
Already had dinner and beers with Harrison Ford. And he bought.
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#13
I met the midget actor in r2d2
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#14
I threw up in a trash can once too.
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#16
Quote by Jackal58
Already had dinner and beers with Harrison Ford. And he bought.

If that's true you are actually obliged to tell the whole story

Han obv luke is a whiny bitch
#17
Quote by lolmnt
I'd rather be friends with Luke, cuz you know he'd be there when you need him and stuff. But I'd rather spend a crazy night out with Han.

Yep.
#18
Quote by willT08
If that's true you are actually obliged to tell the whole story

Han obv luke is a whiny bitch

Not Jedi Luke. He goes away, becomes a Jedi master, gets a kickass green lightsaber, has kissed his sister, got a cool robot hand.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
watfok is this why would anyone take skywalker over solo


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#20
If you want to have a beer with one of them, it's not really a question. Never a bad time with the Han.
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pull down his pants, his dick is probly the size of a newborn moose


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Found this quite funny.


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Found this quite SEARCH BAR
#21
Han Solo is the coolest person to ever live. It pains me to know I can never be as cool as him. Every night before I go to sleep I say this pray, "Dear God, please make me as cool as Han Solo. Give me a sweet blaster, an awesome spaceship, a Wookie best friend, and an 'I don't care' attitude that will allow me to hook up with a hot space princess one day. PS. Also, please help the starving orphans of the world. But if you can only choose one, please make me as cool as Han Solo." I will go to hell for this.
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#23
Quote by diofan88
Han Solo is the coolest person to ever live. It pains me to know I can never be as cool as him. Every night before I go to sleep I say this pray, "Dear God, please make me as cool as Han Solo. Give me a sweet blaster, an awesome spaceship, a Wookie best friend, and an 'I don't care' attitude that will allow me to hook up with a hot space princess one day. PS. Also, please help the starving orphans of the world. But if you can only choose one, please make me as cool as Han Solo." I will go to hell for this.


Are you me?
#24
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Are you me?

Am me you?
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JacobTheEdit: Hell yeah Ruben.

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I met Jesus once. Cocksucker still owes me 20 bucks.
#26
Out of the options
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Jean Luc Picard

This sounds the best
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I wish I was American.

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#29
I voted solo but I think if I get Luke drunk enough he can use Jedi mind tricks to make chicks have a 4some with me. Definitely Luke by a mile.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#30
Quote by lolmnt
I'd rather be friends with Luke, cuz you know he'd be there when you need him and stuff. But I'd rather spend a crazy night out with Han.


Han Solo came to Luke's rescue in A New Hope, so I don't think Han would be any less reliable as a friend. I'd rather sit down and have a few shots with Han, talking 'bout our bitches and our big bad space wagons. Luke would just preach the Force and stand around with his hands folded.

Luke's Jedi mind trick could be an incredibly beneficial thing to have, but Han Solo gets my vote. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.
#32
Quote by willT08
If that's true you are actually obliged to tell the whole story

Han obv luke is a whiny bitch

I repair aircraft for a living. His broke and he got stuck for the night. So he took me and my coworkers out for dinner. Was a very cool guy.
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#33
Quote by Mud Martian
Han Solo came to Luke's rescue in A New Hope, so I don't think Han would be any less reliable as a friend. I'd rather sit down and have a few shots with Han, talking 'bout our bitches and our big bad space wagons. Luke would just preach the Force and stand around with his hands folded.

Luke's Jedi mind trick could be an incredibly beneficial thing to have, but Han Solo gets my vote. Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

but han won't stay up ll night with you when you're going through some shit
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#34
Quote by Jackal58
I repair aircraft for a living. His broke and he got stuck for the night. So he took me and my coworkers out for dinner. Was a very cool guy.


You worked on the Millennium Falcon?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#35
Quote by theogonia777
You worked on the Millennium Falcon?

It was a Falcon 50 and yes it had that painted on the nose.
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#36
If your plane breaks do you have to get your buds and push it to the nearest airport?
#37
It's usually all downhill.
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#38
i dunno, how many kids did your mum have?
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#40
Quote by Jackal58
I repair aircraft for a living. His broke and he got stuck for the night. So he took me and my coworkers out for dinner. Was a very cool guy.

You are my Jesus.
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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