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So Friday the other week was the first time I'd ever met a prostitute.

Weird thing was she paid ME
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So Friday the other week was the first time I'd ever met a prostitute.

Weird thing was she paid ME


She put some money in your cup?
#3
she must have been under the impression that her HIV would go away if she passed it on to someone else..


well.. at least you got paid
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she must have been under the impression that her HIV would go away if she passed it on to someone else..


Traditionaly, in that belief it's usualy a virgin that they have to pass it on to.
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So Friday the other week was the first time I'd ever met a prostitute.

Weird thing was she paid ME


Paid you NOT to have sex with her?

I think we need some context here dude......
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#7
Clearly you met your mother, she'd be the only one to pay you not to have sex with her and keep her whoring a secret.
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That was it?


Actually she had a lot of cool stories and views on the world. And a massive dog.

I suppose I could spoil the fun and reveal that I work for a company that hires out personal drivers to people, so I spent the last week driving this girl around so she could get shit done.


Was kinda surprised at her professionalism, but not so surprised at the great sense of humour. I suppose you'd see the funny in things, shamelessly getting people off for a living.
Also, she wasn't even ****ed up on drugs or alcohol or anything. She did say she's rare in that regard though.
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I came across a street full of coked out african prostitutes when i was in Copenhagen. They all started walking towards me looking like zombies and one of them started rubbing my stomach while offering her services that most likely came with aids. It was pretty scary and depressing.
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Actually she had a lot of cool stories and views on the world. And a massive dog.

I suppose I could spoil the fun and reveal that I work for a company that hires out personal drivers to people, so I spent the last week driving this girl around so she could get shit done.


Was kinda surprised at her professionalism, but not so surprised at the great sense of humour. I suppose you'd see the funny in things, shamelessly getting people off for a living.
Also, she wasn't even ****ed up on drugs or alcohol or anything. She did say she's rare in that regard though.

You should read Lullabies for Little Criminals. It's about a 13 year old girl with a heroin addicted father and eventually turns to prostitution and drugs. It's in first person so a lot of it is about the girl's view on the world.
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Actually she had a lot of cool stories and views on the world. And a massive dog.

I suppose I could spoil the fun and reveal that I work for a company that hires out personal drivers to people, so I spent the last week driving this girl around so she could get shit done.



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#13
Did you have sex with her tho?
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#14
Nah I didn't have sex with her lol. Aside from the fact I'm happily married I don't have the kind of money to just drop on getting my dick wet.

Speaking of money... Man they can pull some dollars!
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Nah I didn't have sex with her lol. Aside from the fact I'm happily married I don't have the kind of money to just drop on getting my dick wet.

Speaking of money... Man they can pull some dollars!


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Dude, I gave a donut to a prostitute one time because I mistook her for a hobo. Can't say she was very grateful for the donut, though. She started yelling all angry and threw my sugary gift on the ground. Grumpy prostitute, good luck getting customers with that attitude. I was just trying to be nice

Was my first and only time seeing a prostitute ever again, but I think of prostitutes every time I eat donuts now. Cool story bro? Cool story bro.
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#21
I've ****ed one once. look up my thread about it.
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#24
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Speaking of money... Man they can pull some dollars!


Hell yeah dude, I remember watching a documentary (lol, I know) and this chick was making like a grand in a few hours.
#25
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Hell yeah dude, I remember watching a documentary (lol, I know) and this chick was making like a grand in a few hours.

just in a few hours? Thats more then i make in a day.
#26
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just in a few hours? Thats more then i make in a day.


Yeah man they actually make really good money. But then there's the whole drugs, diseases, pimps, murders, etc.
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Dude, I gave a donut to a prostitute one time because I mistook her for a hobo. Can't say she was very grateful for the donut, though. She started yelling all angry and threw my sugary gift on the ground. Grumpy prostitute, good luck getting customers with that attitude. I was just trying to be nice

Was my first and only time seeing a prostitute ever again, but I think of prostitutes every time I eat donuts now. Cool story bro? Cool story bro.


yeah gave your donut to a prostitute did you
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#28
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Yeah man they actually make really good money. But then there's the whole drugs, diseases, pimps, murders, etc.

It's a bit different in Australia. Prostitution's legal and regulated in the eastern states and legal but unregulated in the rest of the country so I don't think there are very many pimps as there is no real need for them and there aren't many murders here anyway cos we are a civilised people. So it's probably just down to drugs and maybe the odd disease cos I think most of them would be smart enough to use condoms.
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yeah gave your donut to a prostitute did you

Remember to give the donut wrapped up. Safety first you know!
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It's a bit different in Australia. Prostitution's legal and regulated in the eastern states and legal but unregulated in the rest of the country so I don't think there are very many pimps as there is no real need for them and there aren't many murders here anyway cos we are a civilised people. So it's probably just down to drugs and maybe the odd disease cos I think most of them would be smart enough to use condoms.


They would probably make less then, right? If it's illegal it seems like people would pay more to get it.
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They would probably make less then, right? If it's illegal it seems like people would pay more to get it.

Now that one I can't answer. It could go either way I suppose because if it's illegal then it may put people off because they are scared of entrapment by undercover police officers. Whereas when it's legal people may be more willing to partake in the services knowing that there are no legal repercussions barring an under age prostitute.
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Well, this chick said she could regularly make $10'000 in about a week. I think she said the best week she had was about $17'000.

It's legal for her to work from her own premises or a motel (although some motels may take issue to it). She said that they're also allowed to employ a driver and a personal assistant, but no "security" (i.e. pimp)

The only restriction it seems is that if there are two or more prostitutes working from the same premises then it is considered a brothel and that's illegal (though I have heard of brothels so i'm not sure if that's just a matter of needing to acquire a license for the premise. Big brother wants their cut, you know.)

Also, kinda interesting/cool, a prostitute can claim just about anything on tax it's unbelievable.

I did hear of a murder of a prostitute in my town only a couple of years ago, but to be fair it's a fairly rough place given it's size and location. There seems to be at least one murder every 5 years
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Well, this chick said she could regularly make $10'000 in about a week. I think she said the best week she had was about $17'000.

It's legal for her to work from her own premises or a motel (although some motels may take issue to it). She said that they're also allowed to employ a driver and a personal assistant, but no "security" (i.e. pimp)

The only restriction it seems is that if there are two or more prostitutes working from the same premises then it is considered a brothel and that's illegal (though I have heard of brothels so i'm not sure if that's just a matter of needing to acquire a license for the premise. Big brother wants their cut, you know.)

Also, kinda interesting/cool, a prostitute can claim just about anything on tax it's unbelievable.


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#35
I think gays charge more per hour too.

And this isn't even high class escort work...
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Well, this chick said she could regularly make $10'000 in about a week. I think she said the best week she had was about $17'000.

It's legal for her to work from her own premises or a motel (although some motels may take issue to it). She said that they're also allowed to employ a driver and a personal assistant, but no "security" (i.e. pimp)

The only restriction it seems is that if there are two or more prostitutes working from the same premises then it is considered a brothel and that's illegal (though I have heard of brothels so i'm not sure if that's just a matter of needing to acquire a license for the premise. Big brother wants their cut, you know.)

Also, kinda interesting/cool, a prostitute can claim just about anything on tax it's unbelievable.

I did hear of a murder of a prostitute in my town only a couple of years ago, but to be fair it's a fairly rough place given it's size and location. There seems to be at least one murder every 5 years

$10000/week? That's half a million per year. Damn it's times likes this I wish I were an attractive girl. Just think of how many degrees she could work towards if she decides to retire from prostitution.

Also, one murder every 5 years is pretty damn good. My home city couldn't even make it 12 hours into the new year without someone being murdered.
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There seems to be at least one murder every 5 years

Overall or only Prostitutes?

This seems extremely unlikely.
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#38
Overall.

There has definitely been 2 murders in the past 10 years that I can recall
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#39
Wow.

I hear of a murder almost every day where I live. (well at least on the news. I live about 40 minutes out of town thankfully.)
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i'd do gay for pay if i was getting 17 grand a week

I thought given away ur donut had already been covered in this thread?
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