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To quote my favorite lunatic...

"Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die.”

Wouldn't you agree?


I write for a music blog and dabble in guitar/mandolin/guitar repair.
Last edited by aps7393 at May 7, 2014,
#2
Run. Get out now while you can.

edit: oh you're advertising. well fuck you then.
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#4
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Isn't the Watchtower a Jehovah's Witness thing?
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I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!


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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
#5
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aps7393 is a homo.

Lord Silver Fountains sounds like a character who'd star in male adult films.
#7
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Isn't the Watchtower a Jehovah's Witness thing?

This is true, but it's also a large lifted platform for a site seer to get a better vantage point

and it's also a cool website that we put a lot of time into.
#13
Quote by aps7393
You guys do play guitar right? Or am I in the wrong aisle?

You're in the off topic section. That means this place isn't really for introductions, guitar stuff, or generally being a nice person.

we already have one being made
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#14
Quote by aps7393
You guys do play guitar right? Or am I in the wrong aisle?

Guitar is an outdated instrument that no one plays anymore
#15
Wait.. you are from the Jehovah's Witness? I dont want your stupid bit of paper and no i dont want to join your cult. Please stop knocking on my door disturbing whatever im doing.
#16
I, for one, welcome our new user.

Welcome, friend!

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
you guys are dicks.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#22
Quote by lemmyisgod97
I hate when new users make these types of threads because you guys always act like assholes.

Yeah because it's funny m8, don't be a stick in the mud
banned
#23
Quote by KingChris90
Wait.. you are from the Jehovah's Witness? I dont want your stupid bit of paper and no i dont want to join your cult. Please stop knocking on my door disturbing whatever im doing.


Which is probably just lubricating your wanksession with a lifetime full of disappointment's tears.

I know a lot about these old guitars gentlemen. WHO KNOWS? you may learn something useful today?v
#24
Quote by deadsmileyface
Yeah because it's funny m8, don't be a stick in the mud

Yeah but new users don't realise your just joking so maybe you should try acting like less a cunt, cunt
#25
Quote by lemmyisgod97
Yeah but new users don't realise your just joking so maybe you should try acting like less a cunt, cunt

i thought u blocked me

couldn't stay away eh

thats okay bb, come here
banned
#26
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i thought u blocked me

couldn't stay away eh

thats okay bb, come here

I didn't block you, you said you blocked me, twat.
#28
But seriously, TS, there is a place for introductions and all the stuff you're doing. The Pit isn't it. We're a mostly agreeable bunch but it's just too tempting to screw with new users when they don't read the clearly labeled sub-forums.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#30
Quote by aps7393
To quote my favorite lunatic...

"Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die.”

Wouldn't you agree?


Not at all actually. You'd have to be very lonely and self important to say that
#32
Quote by aps7393
You're a real ray of sunshine eh?

nope that's me.

Honestly, run away from this forum. It has eaten too many hours of my life and I can't stop it it's awful.
I could be getting better at guitar or doing college homework shit
But I instead decide to read the things these idiots have to say
It's quite terrible.

Heed my advice.

But I play guitar a lot so you can chat with me aboot that
#33
great guys we gonna lose another new guy, scaring em away again. well bloody done.

this site will be dead before the year is out at this rate.

welllllll bladdddy done boys.



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takes one to know one




oh u
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#34
Quote by theguitarist
great guys we gonna lose another new guy, scaring em away again. well bloody done.

this site will be dead before the year is out at this rate.

welllllll bladdddy done boys.


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takes one to know one




oh u

Quick ban him.
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#36
Quote by theguitarist
great guys we gonna lose another new guy, scaring em away again. well bloody done.

this site will be dead before the year is out at this rate.

welllllll bladdddy done boys.




oh u

Stop it guys. Orson will be out of a job.

Welcome aps.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#37
Quote by aps7393
You guys do play guitar right? Or am I in the wrong aisle?

Ew. Who plays guitars anymore?
#38
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Ew. Who plays guitars anymore?



Only has 2 strings left on it.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#39
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Stop it guys. Orson will be out of a job.

Welcome aps.



you all have no idea how much I need this feeling of power over others.


I need a constant stream new guys who are away off loosing their fear of me.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#40
Quote by BladeSlinger
But seriously, TS, there is a place for introductions and all the stuff you're doing. The Pit isn't it. We're a mostly agreeable bunch but it's just too tempting to screw with new users when they don't read the clearly labeled sub-forums.


Yes it is. I'm just a seeker of knowledge trying to advance not only my musicianship but also my general knowledge, my genitalia, you're soggy beef curtains, etc. You're welcome to sit on it if you please, it's apparent there's something broke off in there by your attitude.

The funny thing is i'm sure you're just a frustrated musician battling less than accomplishments.

If you stick with me long enough, with your favorite Brony/****ing gay steam punk tweaking videos.... you just be able to get rid of that awful buzzing sound that occurs when you attempt to make noise on an instrument.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Roll 'em if you don't. you need it.
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