#1
I like her.

Monica Lewinsky Writes About Her Affair with President Clinton



Monica Lewinsky writes in Vanity Fair for the first time about her affair with President Clinton: “It’s time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress.” She also says: “I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened.”

After 10 years of virtual silence (“So silent, in fact,” she writes, “that the buzz in some circles has been that the Clintons must have paid me off; why else would I have refrained from speaking out? I can assure you that nothing could be further from the truth&rdquo, Lewinsky, 40, says it is time to stop “tiptoeing around my past—and other people’s futures. I am determined to have a different ending to my story. I’ve decided, finally, to stick my head above the parapet so that I can take back my narrative and give a purpose to my past. (What this will cost me, I will soon find out.)”


Please don't shoop.

#2
Id do her.
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#5
She's aged decently but I wouldn't.
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#6
i don't think anybody cares about this anymore.

She had her 15 minutes. Let it go.
#8
The most self-serving description ever. "Ooh, I've been hiding from the public for so long, because of the shame, boohoohoo." My fat ass.

Less than a year after the scandal she started selling purses with her name on them. She was on SNL like the year after the scandal. She got a million for participating in her biography written just after the scandal. She was all over Jenny Craig commercials in the early 2000s.

Shame and Survival. Pff. She milked that shit for all it was worth.

I don't give a crap that she blew the president but selling your story as tragic is disingenuous when the whole shit made her a millionaire.
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#9
How big is his dong?
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#10
Quote by Seref
The most self-serving description ever. "Ooh, I've been hiding from the public for so long, because of the shame, boohoohoo." My fat ass.

Less than a year after the scandal she started selling purses with her name on them. She was on SNL like the year after the scandal. She got a million for participating in her biography written just after the scandal. She was all over Jenny Craig commercials in the early 2000s.

Shame and Survival. Pff. She milked that shit for all it was worth.

I don't give a crap that she blew the president but selling your story as tragic is disingenuous when the whole shit made her a millionaire.

She hosted a dating show too.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
Quote by Seref
The most self-serving description ever. "Ooh, I've been hiding from the public for so long, because of the shame, boohoohoo." My fat ass.

Less than a year after the scandal she started selling purses with her name on them. She was on SNL like the year after the scandal. She got a million for participating in her biography written just after the scandal. She was all over Jenny Craig commercials in the early 2000s.

Shame and Survival. Pff. She milked that shit for all it was worth.

I don't give a crap that she blew the president but selling your story as tragic is disingenuous when the whole shit made her a millionaire.

I'd do her before any of the current attention *****s.
#13
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it just means shes run out of money


That's cuz she doesn't get jobs she gives them hahaha

haha
#14
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That's cuz she doesn't get jobs she gives them hahaha

haha

Give that man a cigar.
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#15
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Give that man a cigar.

no he gave her the cigar
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#17
Quote by lolmnt
no he gave her the cigar

That's the one I was giving him. Right out of the presidential humidor.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#18
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That's the one I was giving him. Right out of the presidential humidor.


Holy shit am I rich.
#19
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no he gave her the cigar

Kinda on topic:

My friend once described a cigar as "tasting like [his] uncle's dick!" I have no idea if he realizes what he said....
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That's forever imprinted in my brain in Dwight's voice. Seriously.

Voted UG's best threadstarter 2014.
#20
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That's the one I was giving him. Right out of the presidential humidor.

explain this to me i don't get it
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#22
She was "pleased" with a cigar, as the story goes, I heard he smoked it later on...
apparently UG's only type O-


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#23
Maybe I shouldn't still get irritated over the misuse of the word epic, but I still do.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#24
She's a slag whos success was derived from sucking presidential penis. The only reason she's coming out with her memoirs of how she gurgled cum in the washroom at the oval office is because Hilarys running in 2016.

Im sure she's enjoying her lap of luxury at another partys expense to introduce over a decade worth of slander and public misdirection. Its a shame how low humans can go, in her case she bends over backwards with Clinton's executive buttplug that was so sturnfully placed in Janet Reno's tight anus. Its like king Arthur all over again.
Most of the important things


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by people who have kept on


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#25
Quote by Nelshizzle
She's a slag whos success was derived from sucking presidential penis. The only reason she's coming out with her memoirs of how she gurgled cum in the washroom at the oval office is because Hilarys running in 2016.

Im sure she's enjoying her lap of luxury at another partys expense to introduce over a decade worth of slander and public misdirection. Its a shame how low humans can go, in her case she bends over backwards with Clinton's executive buttplug that was so sturnfully placed in Janet Reno's tight anus. Its like king Arthur all over again.


#26
You know, if only all of us could suck presidential dick. Then, we could live off the publicity too. Oh, wait...
#27
Quote by Nelshizzle
She's a slag whos success was derived from sucking presidential penis. The only reason she's coming out with her memoirs of how she gurgled cum in the washroom at the oval office is because Hilarys running in 2016.

Im sure she's enjoying her lap of luxury at another partys expense to introduce over a decade worth of slander and public misdirection. Its a shame how low humans can go, in her case she bends over backwards with Clinton's executive buttplug that was so sturnfully placed in Janet Reno's tight anus. Its like king Arthur all over again.

Hahahahahahahaha (breath) Hahahahahahaha hooooh Maaan *Wipes tears away* Just splendid.
#28
"I did not have sexual relations with that commander in chief, well just a little" -Nelshizzle
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#29
I dunno, I remember seeing interviews with her after the scandal and the last thing she seemed was remorseful. I remember she seemed giddy like a high school girl about the whole thing.
#30
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I dunno, I remember seeing interviews with her after the scandal and the last thing she seemed was remorseful. I remember she seemed giddy like a high school girl about the whole thing.
you were 8 or 9.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#32
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you were 8 or 9.


doesn't matter. i bet he already knew a thing or 2 about sucking dick
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#33
Quote by The Madcap
I dunno, I remember seeing interviews with her after the scandal and the last thing she seemed was remorseful. I remember she seemed giddy like a high school girl about the whole thing.


She just banged the president. I would be giddy too if I could put that on my resume.
#35
Quote by beadhangingOne
Isn't she a republican now?

Heard the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.



That was glorious.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all