#1
I remember this joke but can't remember who did it. It was something like "I love getting blackout drunk because I always wanted to be a detective when I grew up." Because the next morning he has to solve the mystery of what he did the night before....

Anyone know who that was?
#5
That's a John Mulaney bit.
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#6
Ya it has to be John Mulaney. He goes on about him drinking perfume.
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#7
It actually might not be him. I just found the part I was thinking of and it's slightly different:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmuIVwq3aeY

This is the part you're talking about, Nelsean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRto0mPCMVw

I know I've heard the bit that TS is talking about several times, but now I can't remember who it was...
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#10
Dunno but he would make a better sit down and stfu comedian.
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#12
Dave Attell had a similar one.

Do you every black out when you drink or as I like to call it "Time Travel"? You're in a bar, you're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in another bar, you're drinking, you black out. You wake up, you're in McDonalds. Working there about 3 years, still haven't made assistant manager. You want to quit but you're bangin' that girl on the frialator. They say she's retarded but those titties ain't retarded.
#15
not sure who that was.

hey, but who else thinks Jeremy Hotz is Hilarious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vutcgq7h588
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#16
Any cliche exaggerating storytelling comedian, which is 99% of them these days.


Seriously though I do recall that joke, probably saw it on a CC standup so yeah that could be anyone.