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#1
A pretty self explanatory topic, just recall a specific phrase you've hear uttered, or sex act performed that made you drop everything (which for some is more than others) and made you go "huh?"

Two off hand I can think of were in the same one... it started out normally enough until the dude started ****ing the girl in the ass and said "Is this how your step daddy ****ed you?". Of course, because its a porn, she had to act all horned up by the comment. The other one in that film was the same guy sticking his hand in the woman's mouth (I believe the kids call it a "fishhook" of some sort and said "ahh yeah, I just wiped my ass", again she acted like that was the hottest thing ever. In retrospect that was kind of a ****ed up movie.

So, I hand the baton to you (not that baton) and ask you to provide examples of ****ed uppery you have witnessed in porn.
#3
I was watching a threesome - two men one woman. The woman was cowgirling one of the lads and licking the face off the other man. Then once the woman hopped off the guy's dick the other lad starting sucking the man's dick. Instant bonerkill.
#4
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The other one in that film was the same guy sticking his hand in the woman's mouth (I believe the kids call it a "fishhook" of some sort and said "ahh yeah, I just wiped my ass", again she acted like that was the hottest thing ever.


That is hysterical.

One for me was seeing the chick and the dude going at it all fine and dandy until the dude winds up and slapped the **** out of the girl. I was like, "uhh..."
#5
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I was watching a threesome - two men one woman. The woman was cowgirling one of the lads and licking the face off the other man. Then once the woman hopped off the guy's dick the other lad starting sucking the man's dick. Instant bonerkill.


I get a bonerkill from ass to mouth. You never go ass to mouth.
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#7
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Just before two lesbians starts doing each other, one says " Lets make a baby"

I was quite baffled.


#8
the other day i was watching a trans girl with breasts implants masturbate and then she started squeezing lactate out and licking it off her fingers. was not expecting that
#9
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I get a bonerkill from ass to mouth. You never go ass to mouth.

What about bass to trout?
#10
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the other day i was watching a trans girl with breasts implants masturbate and then she started squeezing lactate out and licking it off her fingers. was not expecting that


Neither was I
#12
Two lesbians.

A cup was introduced.

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#14
2 kids in a sandbox.
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#15
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Two lesbians.

A cup was introduced.


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#16
Ya'll into some weird shit.
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the other day i was watching a trans girl with breasts implants masturbate and then she started squeezing lactate out and licking it off her fingers. was not expecting that


Hey, I've seen that one!
#17
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Brazilian Fart Porn, also the Spongebob porn parody.

Oh god that was so funny. Also I saw this one where this British chick was webcamming then she just turns around so her arse is facing the camera and spreads her cheeks before letting out the wettest sounding fart I've ever heard and she goes yeah you little bitch get your nose right up my arsehole and sniff me.
#18
There was this one video where a bunch of guys are just putting whatever they can find in some girls ass. They but the handle of a jumping rope into her ass and skipped for a while. They put one of those stupid party horns in her ass and she played it by farting. And they topped it all off by putting like 20 live eels in her ass. About half way though she says "My life is so ****ed up." They stuck one of those colonoscopy cameras up there and showed the eels just chilling out in her ass. They then showed it to her and she says "No. I don't want to see the shame in my ass. Their swimming feels bad. I shouldn't have quit the nail salon." And then she shits them out and they're just flopping around on the floor.
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And they topped it all off by putting like 20 live eels in her ass. About half way though she says "My life is so ****ed up." They stuck one of those colonoscopy cameras up there and showed the eels just chilling out in her ass. They then showed it to her and she says "No. I don't want to see the shame in my ass. Their swimming feels bad. I shouldn't have quit the nail salon." And then she shits them out and they're just flopping around on the floor.


At least she realized the shame.
#20
Oh I just remembered that certain one that Pagan_poetry made a thread about with lesbians doing interesting things with jawbreakers and gummi bears.
#22
I guess this isn't nearly as ****ed up as this other stuff...Once I was watching this video and the premise was this guy was ****ing some girl he met on MySpace and in the middle of ****ing her he shouts "I'M SO GLAD YOU ACCEPTED MY FRIENDSHIP!"

I just started laughing. It was so ****ing corny.

Oh, and I remembered that same video there was a point where he kept poking his dick in and out of her ass and said "Here comes the UPS man" *poke* "He's got a package for you" *poke* it was goofy as fudge.
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#23
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There was this one video where a bunch of guys are just putting whatever they can find in some girls ass. They but the handle of a jumping rope into her ass and skipped for a while. They put one of those stupid party horns in her ass and she played it by farting. And they topped it all off by putting like 20 live eels in her ass. About half way though she says "My life is so ****ed up." They stuck one of those colonoscopy cameras up there and showed the eels just chilling out in her ass. They then showed it to her and she says "No. I don't want to see the shame in my ass. Their swimming feels bad. I shouldn't have quit the nail salon." And then she shits them out and they're just flopping around on the floor.


I don't watch porn, but this intrigues me.
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
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#27
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You mean you don't watch 3D porn.


Yes. Hentai i'll watch anything. Futa, shota, loli, tentacles/animal stuff, trap. Just not NTR.

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I've still got the link.


Was it japanese? When I google'd "eel in ass porn" I got a lot more results than I thought I would lol, a lot of them japanese.
#28
I was at a homies house and he pulled some video up of a 3 way with a boa, a guy with a mullet, and some blonde chick, dude bangs the boa n girl, you could kinda get an idea how the boa banged the chick.
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#29
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Was it japanese? When I google'd "eel in ass porn" I got a lot more results than I thought I would lol, a lot of them japanese.

Yes.
#32
My high school music teacher playing the piano in the background of a gangbang scene.
#33
The video begins with this chick masturbating and faking an orgasm, then some guy ****s her and she says something like "now you have my cum all over your dick" and the guy stops ****ing her, thinks for a seconds and asks her "... why?".
#34
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The video begins with this chick masturbating and faking an orgasm, then some guy ****s her and she says something like "now you have my cum all over your dick" and the guy stops ****ing her, thinks for a seconds and asks her "... why?".


Wtf
ayy lmao
#35
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I've still got the link.


PM plz

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Oh I just remembered that certain one that Pagan_poetry made a thread about with lesbians doing interesting things with jawbreakers and gummi bears.


I have that video bookmarked. I didn't know you could fit an entire jawbreaker in your ass. I also saw clips from the rest of that series, and they shot a ball out of a girl's ass and it landed in a garbage basket. I wasn't sure if I should have been disgusted or amazed.
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#36
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I have that video bookmarked. I didn't know you could fit an entire jawbreaker in your ass.

For some reason, I am very interested in this. Hmu
#37
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I have that video bookmarked. I didn't know you could fit an entire jawbreaker in your ass. I also saw clips from the rest of that series, and they shot a ball out of a girl's ass and it landed in a garbage basket. I wasn't sure if I should have been disgusted or amazed.


#39
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I have that video bookmarked. I didn't know you could fit an entire jawbreaker in your ass. I also saw clips from the rest of that series, and they shot a ball out of a girl's ass and it landed in a garbage basket. I wasn't sure if I should have been disgusted or amazed.

In high school me and a couple buddies had a contest for a semester to find the funniest strange porno. My buddy did it when he found one where they lined two girls on all fours and each shot milk out of their ass. They measured the distance and the winner got a trophy. They were from Japan.
#40
cool porn share thread 2k14

Too bad I put a stop to all autonomous sexual activity just a couple of weeks ago.
too bad I also slipped up just yesterday
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