#1
****** Sale anywhere in the UK www.GivePhilipyourmoney.co.uk. Cheap ******* sale in the UK. Full ******* in all of the UK £595 including appliances. Cheap ******* sale in the UK. Cheapest ******* sale in the UK.

Also need your mother's maiden name.

Thanks guys.
#3
Your website doesn't seem to exist. SCAM. SCAMMER EVERYONE.
Quote by chrisyoonyoon
where i'm from it's very different with emotionships
#5
Quote by Cing Krimson
Your website doesn't seem to exist. SCAM. SCAMMER EVERYONE.


Did you write 3 "w"'s at the start? Cuz that's kind of a big deal.
#6
****s sake man.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#9
you don't wanna sell me a *******
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
Can you wait until the end of the month till I get payed? Want to make sure I pay you in full Philip.
Irons
#12
Quote by lolmnt
you don't wanna sell me a *******

you know you can ban him now right

well, not that you couldn't before but cmon
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#13
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
you know you can ban him now right

well, not that you couldn't before but cmon

hey fuk you mate I bought a ******* off Phil 2 weeks back and the service was top notch. He didn't take a piss in the sink like most fitters.
#14
Quote by Duffman123
hey fuk you mate I bought a ******* off Phil 2 weeks back and the service was top notch. He didn't take a piss in the sink like most fitters.


+1
Irons
#15
Reported. Frick you Philip you mutha ucker
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#16
Quote by Neo Evil11
Reported. Frick you Philip you mutha ucker


Don't worry babe.

I'm getting the Pit back up to 2008 standards.
#17
Quote by Philip_pepper
Don't worry babe.

I'm getting the Pit back up to 2008 standards.

2008 was the worst year of our existence.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#19
I'll buy a ******* off philip but only if he fits it topless
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#20
Quote by EndTheRapture51
Because I joined.

No because I was banned for most of it.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#21
Do you accept DogeCoins?
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


Quote by metal4eva_22
What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#22
Quote by cha33 armstrong
I'll buy a ******* off philip but only if he fits it topless


Hey bbe.

U want sum fuk 2?



Quote by Nero Galon
Do you accept DogeCoins?


I ONLY accept Dogecoins.
#23
Quote by Philip_pepper
Hey bbe.

U want sum fuk 2?



Its either you or Elizabeth Banks on the telly either way i have an erexction
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#25
Quote by Philip_pepper
But I got the best ******* in the country mate!

You do not wanna sell me a *******. You want to go home and reevaluate your life.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown