#1
How do I make £400 pit?

1. I can't get a job because i'll be moving away soon (if things go as planned)
2. I can't sell my body because i'm a guy.
3. ?????


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#6
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Sell your semen.


Actually this is a valid idea! I've heard you can earn a nice amount from donations.

IIRC people get paid good money for human drug testing?
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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#7
Do not commit crimes like stealing car parts or stealing and selling technological gadgets.
#8
Quote by Nero Galon
Actually this is a valid idea! I've heard you can earn a nice amount from donations.

IIRC people get paid good money for human drug testing?


Yeah, bro, I got your back.

They put you on a weird schedule, and you're basically selling them all of your semen though. It takes a few weeks, and you're not really allowed to jizz on your own time.

Besides that though, enjoy the cash.
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#9
I wanted to become a semen donor in the Netherlands, but they are not allowed to pay you for it. That made me feel so cheap so I didn't go throught with it.
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#11
Quote by captainsnazz
you probably can't

but please tell us what this is for cos I bet it's something hilarious
like a signed iron maiden condom or some shitty metal festival in a cave in belarus or something


Haha sorry to disappoint you but its for a GTX 780.
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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#12
Quote by Bushinarin
Sell your semen.


I believe this takes longer than just a few days...not sure, just a guess, never done this myself, but I'd think they'd not pay on the spot but rather send a check in the mail or whatever. Most businesses keep everything digital like that for structure reasons.


As far as advice, try to borrow from a friend/family member if you really need to and then pay them back when you can. Why try to get money "NOW" if it's really that hard?... work smart, not hard

Just my outlook on it.
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#14
Quote by captainsnazz
Had to google this


lamer than I could possibly have imagined

like I assumed it was a bike at first and that was already lame but haha oh man this


Is anything not lame to you?
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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#15
take out a short term loan
sell stuff
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#16
You could become a rent boy. There are plenty of old pervs out there after a nice tight fit.
#17
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theft


swimming pools man, swimming pools.

disclaimer: i have absolutely no personal experience whatsoever with this.
#19
Quote by Nero Galon
Is anything not lame to you?

examples of things that are not lame:
macbooks
garage beats
mccoys
spending £400 on something significantly less losery than a graphics card
my hair
free holidays in italy
my nu leng
giving up guitar
sub slides
me
#20
Why, when you are so skint, would you blow £400 on a graphics card?

Just buy a nintendo 64 off the bay, no need for fancy pancy graphics.
#21
Quote by captainsnazz
examples of things that are not lame:
macbooks
garage beats
mccoys
spending £400 on something significantly less losery than a graphics card
my hair
free holidays in italy
my nu leng
giving up guitar
sub slides
me


Those two are the only thing making your post seem credible.
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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#22
If your body isn't worthy for man*****, I guess your sperm isn't worthy either for a lady
#23
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Those two are the only thing making your post seem credible.

you don't like McCoys?






wat



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#24
wait so this is for a graphics card?

it's a leisure item, not an essential part of living.


get a job and save up like everyone else.


edit: the gtx was a joke right, tell us what it's really for and I'll give you a method of making £1000 in one day.
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#25
sell your computer

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#26
The **** are you gonna do with a $400 graphics card?
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#28
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The **** are you gonna do with a $400 graphics card?


HD porn is very graphics intensive these days