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#1
Ahhh, The Pit.

I haven't been on UG in quite literally years, and stumbled back upon the forums today, so I ask you a simple question, what have I missed in the world of The Pit/UG in the past say, 2 or 3 years. Anyone from back in 2010/2011ish still active on here? Bigger community than before? LET ME BACK INTO YOUR LIFE, PIT

EDIT: And yes, I understand how dumb this thread will be.
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#5
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Some les Paul guy stopped coming around a few years ago, been pretty good since then


Well played
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It's okay because whatever, forever
#6
the pit got slower, the threads got shittier, the users are getting older (and newer ones are spam bots)

You haven't missed much, man.
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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#7
As if you've been here long enough to entitle yourself to a welcome back thread.

But as you can see, my name is Joshua Garcia. I am the founding member of The Joshua Garcias. People love and worship me for it for vague and unclear reasons. Now get to it.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
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As if you've been here long enough to entitle yourself to a welcome back thread.

It was much less a welcome-back thread, and much more of me legitimately wanting to know what things are like around here, but it's good to see The Pit hasn't lost its cynical, combative nature.
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#10
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It was much less a welcome-back thread, and much more of me legitimately wanting to know what things are like around here, but it's good to see The Pit hasn't lost its cynical, combative nature.
Dude, it's a forum. You missed talking. What do you think?

btw, I'm the furthest thing from either of those. In fact, by pit's standards, I'm quite harmless.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#11
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Dude, it's a forum. You missed talking. What do you think?

btw, I'm the furthest thing from either of those. In fact, by pit's standards, I'm quite harmless.

I'm sure you are, I was just busting your balls
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#13
the slowly decaying number of users, and you were among the dead.
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So it is written.
#14
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Hello im the new favorite who everbody loves.

Not really


At least you're king under the mountain ey?
#18
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Kensai died after getting hit by a train.


And then he came back to life.

As ZombieMechaKensai.

And destroyed Norway.

Only KingChris90 survived.
#19
Ian's gone.

Activity is much slower than it used to be (so I've heard).

Kitchên is censored now.

Disarm Goliath changes random threads.
Last edited by Dimarzio45 at May 11, 2014,
#21
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Ian's gone.

Activity is much slower than it used to be (so I've heard).

Kitchên is censored now.

Disarm Goliath changes random threads.

*******?

EDIT: Well what do you know, it actually is.
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#23
Many users operate under a Pseudo-Murphys law state of mind. Basically you can make a simple comment and "whatever wrong assumption that can be made about it, will be made about it" in regards to comments.
A bassist is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

The Pit operates under a pseudo-Murphy’s Law state of mind. You can make a comment and "whatever wrong assumption that can be made about it, will be made about it."
#24
And here i thought it must have just been sexism

EDIT: @ Dimarzio
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#25
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And then he came back to life.

As ZombieMechaKensai.

And destroyed Norway.

Only KingChris90 survived.

There was no hope. I just had to watch ZombieMechaKensai destroy my homeland.
One day i will have my revenge.
One day.
#26
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And here i thought it must have just been sexism

EDIT: @ Dimarzio

Actually, that's a pretty good theory.

So, what kept you away for all this time?
#27
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Actually, that's a pretty good theory.

So, what kept you away for all this time?

Life, man
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YOU'RE A CUNT AND STUFF LESPAUL1216.


It's okay because whatever, forever
#29
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Ian's gone.

Activity is much slower than it used to be (so I've heard).

Kitchên is censored now.

Disarm Goliath changes random threads.



Ian will never be gone, he'll live on in our nightmares calling people autistic because they like the same stupid shit he likes
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#30
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Ian will never be gone, he'll live on in our nightmares calling people autistic because they like the same stupid shit he likes

Very well put.
#31
Is he really gone though, for real?
E-married to ilikepirates

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#32
YES. Check the chat thread like 5-7 pages back. You can see what he said after he got banned.
#33
But as you can see, my name is Joshua Garcia. I am the founding member of The Joshua Garcias. People love and worship me for it for vague and unclear reasons. Now get to it.
Because you're a cat, and cats are sugoi kawaii.

Too bad I already have a cat to worship. His name's Yoda, he's 9-years-old, and he drinks water from pretty much anywhere but his water cup.
So you're SOOL.
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#34
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Is he really gone though, for real?

Unless, by miracle, he petitions to get his permaban revoked, AND his petition is granted...
#35
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YES. Check the chat thread like 5-7 pages back. You can see what he said after he got banned.

E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#36
If I'm not mistaken, you would have missed Clark83's tragic death and multiple resurrections, night of the lolwut, and what's-his-nuts and his super famous band, as well as a bunch of other completely non-interesting stuff. Apparently a lot of tabs have been taken down, and apparently the mods are more strict, but I haven't really noticed.
Israel is a terrorist state.
#37
Netherlands got second in the Eurovision song festival.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#38
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every time I see this I hate it because for some reason I think of Sir Ian McKellan getting a blowjob.
superman is killing himself tonight
#39
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every time I see this I hate it because for some reason I think of Sir Ian McKellan getting a blowjob.

What's wrong with that? Good on him!
E-married to ilikepirates

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How are you so fucking awesome at music?


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#40
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What's wrong with that? Good on him!


You don't know much about Sir Ian McKellen, do you? Or are you saying that you legitimately enjoy a good lemon party every now and again?

Old people sex is just gross. I don't know much about it, but I imagine it sounds like walking over crisp autumn leaves.
Israel is a terrorist state.
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