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#1
I'm just procrastinating by making this thread when I'm supposed to be doing an assignment.

But I'm not just doing anything assignment...I'm doing somebody else's assignment, for money. This ain't the first time, and it ain't the last. The funny part...a few people have won little competitions and even got published from my work. In school, this was almost "big money" around crunch time by word of mouth. Now I don't need to do it at all but a few hundred bucks? Eh, why not? I do it more just for the lolz. Some men just want to watch the world burn...or in this case get hilariously mislead.

So would you do this for da dollaz? Or maybe you already have...do share...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#3
I thought you meant relationships wise, in which case it would be a definite no.

It's a yes though for assignments.
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#4
sure
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#6
I did for food and beer my first two years of college, then I got a part time job and stopped. I guess I could've made more money....
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I'm just procrastinating by making this thread when I'm supposed to be doing an assignment.

But I'm not just doing anything assignment...I'm doing somebody else's assignment, for money. This ain't the first time, and it ain't the last. The funny part...a few people have won little competitions and even got published from my work. In school, this was almost "big money" around crunch time by word of mouth. Now I don't need to do it at all but a few hundred bucks? Eh, why not? I do it more just for the lolz. Some men just want to watch the world burn...or in this case get hilariously mislead.

So would you do this for da dollaz? Or maybe you already have...do share...



You thought it was okay for that old guy to murder those two kids, so I'm sure this is a moral cakewalk for you.
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#10
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You thought it was okay for that old guy to murder those two kids, so I'm sure this is a moral cakewalk for you.


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#11
Sure, why not? A bogus college degree doesn't mean anything and these losers are never going to get a real job anyways. They will surely be sponging off their parents or living off the system for the rest of their lives so why not exploit their weaknesses. Take their $$ while they still have access to some and move on. No rules, no ethics, no standards, and survival of the fittest baby!

/sarc off
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#13
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i gotta eat

Yea, my next steakhouse night will taste even more tender and delicious because of this

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
Mmmm steak
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I'm just procrastinating by making this thread when I'm supposed to be doing an assignment.

But I'm not just doing anything assignment...I'm doing somebody else's assignment, for money. This ain't the first time, and it ain't the last. The funny part...a few people have won little competitions and even got published from my work. In school, this was almost "big money" around crunch time by word of mouth. Now I don't need to do it at all but a few hundred bucks? Eh, why not? I do it more just for the lolz. Some men just want to watch the world burn...or in this case get hilariously mislead.

So would you do this for da dollaz? Or maybe you already have...do share...


You are a tool, remember that. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, like a literal usable thing. Your morals don't come into play here. It's not necessarily who you are or what you do, but just a way to get by. Same with selling heroin to people. They justify it, you're just a means to an end. You have the resource and they've chosen you for it.

It's not your fault they do what they do, and they'll fail later on. They always do. They'll find someone else if they don't have you. They've decided this is what they want and it isn't your duty nor purpose to fulfill it. I'm inclined to tell you to do it, but I don't decide what you do either.

I'll link to this story because it's applicable here,

http://www.thesmartset.com/article/article10100801.aspx

Do not listen to the moral monuments in this thread. They have their morals set in stone and refuse to move them, but their foundations are weak and they will fall. You are a mountain, attached to the ground eternally. Unable and non-willing to move, therefore you stand still.

Welcome to the underworld. Your destiny awaits.



~ A3RO
#16
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But I'm not just doing anything assignment...I'm doing somebody else's assignment, for money. This ain't the first time, and it ain't the last. The funny part...a few people have won little competitions and even got published from my work.


Not to sound like a dick if you're telling the truth, but I don't believe that at all. How the hell is someone going to get published without knowing what they wrote? And I assume you're doing this for undergraduates, who as far as I know, never get published.
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#18
I wonder if you do future doctors homeworks/assignments, if so you can become smart enough to operate underground medical facilities. You would know how to organize this with doing the business majors homeworks.
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That was actually a very interesting (and well written) article. I related so hard.

*tips fedora*

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Not to sound like a dick if you're telling the truth, but I don't believe that at all. How the hell is someone going to get published without knowing what they wrote? And I assume you're doing this for undergraduates, who as far as I know, never get published.

lol who said they were published by anything that matters? There's a reason why I said "little competitions" before this, to temper the scale of what I'm talking about. I've never written a doctorate dissertation if that's what you were thinking.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#20
They're gonna pay somebody to cheat no matter what, might as well be you.

Just half-ass it and keep a list of everyone you ever worked for in case you want to blackmail them later.

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#21
"It's not a big deal, just a side note, but people have been published from my work.. I mean I'm the greatest there ever was.. I'm so ****ing awesome... anyway--"



poor Xiaoxi
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poor Xiaoxi

Well actually, yes I am. I am way better than you broseph.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
no, because I have better things to do with my time even if the pay is good. I could sit there doing somebody else's work, or I could work on my own software projects, workout, read, etc.

not only that, but you are doing the person a disservice. If they pass the class because of your work, when they get to the next class they might be unqualified to be there, and they will probaby be forced to drop out of it since they aren't able to handle the work and won't be able to cheat their way out of the next class. Thus wasting their time and money (which can be quite a substantial amount)
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#24
If they pass the class because of your work, when they get to the next class they might be unqualified to be there, and they will probaby be forced to drop out of it since they aren't able to handle the work and won't be able to cheat their way out of the next class. Thus wasting their time and money (which can be quite a substantial amount)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqqq-sU2SQo

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
I done political canvassing I don't really see a difference, if they paid me yeah I'd help them cheat.
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#26
I'd feel like a cheap prostitute, if I was writing bachelor-degree level papers for some cash. I hardly have the time for what I'm currently on, I wouldn't have any real interest.
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#28
Wait, why don't I do this?

I'm not even in school anymore. I can't get in trouble really.
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#30
Done before, and would do again.
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#31
If it was on a topic I was already familiar with maybe. I don't think I could be bothered to research a whole lot of stuff for a paper that isn't even mine.
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#33
I've helped several young people here do their history homework, although I haven't actualy done it for them.

Dunno if I'd do someone's assignment for money though, I'm morally against it but I also have a family to support. I suppose if it was a case of doing that or my family starving, I'd probably do it.
#35
So how did you first start doing these gigs?

Did some guy walk up to you the first year of college and say " hey maaan I'm in a jam here help me out maaaan" and it spread like wildfire, or did you go around telling people that your services were available?
#36
What kind of idiot pays $100 for an assignment instead of just doing it?

Is this an American thing?
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#37
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What kind of idiot pays $100 for an assignment instead of just doing it?

Is this an American thing?


You'd be amazed at how dumb people can be.
#38
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You'd be amazed at how dumb people can be.

Yeah, for example, look at how much effort some people will put into avoiding anything that requires a bit of effort.
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And I assume you're doing this for undergraduates, who as far as I know, never get published.

Literally just got back from the biggest conference in my field where I was presenting a paper, and I'm an undergrad.


xixi can you hmu with how to do this? I could really use the money and I can bash out A+ essays in a few hours.
Always helping other people for free anyway, wouldn't mind taking money from knobheads for it.
#40
I can't think of anything I'd want to do less than more assignments, but hey if you're in to that sort of thing... why not
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