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do the heart thing
30 52%
dont do the heart thing
5 9%
become a gigantic bean bag
8 14%
find and drink liquid nitrogen
15 26%
Voters: 58.
#1
Hello my fellow bananas.

I have been having trouble sleeping lately, which is driving me bananas because I usually have no problems when it comes to sleep. So, I figured I might as well not go to sleep tonight, since tomorrow I don't have anything too important to do.

However I want to do something at night. I have recently learnt how to make hearts out of paper, and so I thought:

Why not make a bunch of hearts and spread them all over some streets in my town at night?

si, yes, no por favor
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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#2
to should or not should
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#6
do the heart thing but write on them 'smash the patriarchy' or 'abolish the wage system' or something of the sort
i don't know why i feel so dry
#8
yeh honestly why not? It might be dumb, but it's not like it's harmful or anything. And if you make enough (like hundreds), then maybe your town will be on the news or something.
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#9
Do the heart thing. Spread the love, man.
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#11
Stick each of them on a banana and write a cute pun. Like 'I'm banana's for you', 'You're appeeling', 'I'm gonna split you in half', ' I have a slippery shaft'' etc
#16
~ love prevails




#18
go eat a dic--- I mean bannana.
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#23
Rather than scatter them on the streets, put them in random mailboxes.
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