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#1
So we were discussing what to wear for our school jazz concert the day before and everybody in my band said "I want to wear a fedora!" At first I cringed but then I thought that maybe I'm the odd one out. What do you think? Are fedoras cool/good/appropriate for being in jazz concerts?

PS: Either way I'm not wearing one, I personally think they are lame.
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#3
Don't mind other's opinions, live your life by the way of the heart.

*tips fedora*

ps: Fedora are lame.
#5
Question: do you look like Leonard Cohen?
If no, don't wear a fedora. If yes, don't wear a fedora.
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#10
I wore a fedora once. I was playing guitar with this band and I thought it would look cool. However, my wife helped me realize otherwise...


The hat was too small for my head anyway.
#13
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They are never appropriate.

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#14
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There is nothing lamer than a big band wearing fedoras.

xD can it use that I'm my sig?


Should I tell them or would that make me seem like I am controlling them and look like a dick?
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#15
fedoras are stupid as **** and always look terrible, but the bull shit surrounding them is as played out as bronies/furries at this point.
#16
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xD can it use that I'm my sig?


Should I tell them or would that make me seem like I am controlling them and look like a dick?

Yeah go nuts.

And if you wear the fedoras, you guys will seriously look back in like two years and be like, "why in the fuck did we think that was cool?"
#19
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Fedoras are only acceptable if you're in Reel Big Fish. Or some other goofy ska band.

Goofy ska bands aren't appropriate anymore
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#21
Wear a dark colored jacket and a bright colored tie, like baby blue, hot white, or neon green. It's classic, and almost always looks good.
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#24
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Question: do you look like Leonard Cohen?
If no, don't wear a fedora. If yes, don't wear a fedora.

I support this post because Leonard Cohen is the only person in the world who can wear a fedora and still be cooler than anyone else will ever be
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#25
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Fedora's are appropriate ALL THE TIME.

I knew you would come out and say that
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#26
Are you Al Capone reincarnated? If you are then go for it and smuggle some booze into the concert with you. If not then disown your band and you should probably kill yourself for even contemplating the idea.
#28
Was it this that inadvertently brought back the fedora?


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#29
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Was it this that inadvertently brought back the fedora?



no dorks loved them long before that
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#30
nah it's a pretty standard thing. nerds who don't fit today's standards of masculinity (bronies, etc) and don't reject it outright (which is what we should all do) instead adopt a counter standard by looking back in american history and attempting to conform to that. the reason it's so laughable is because these nerds claim to be above everyone in their new standards of masculinity but fail to be above the concept of masculinity in the first place.

pathetic really. victims of the patriarchy
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#31
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no dorks loved them long before that

it reminds them of a time when misogyny was still widely accepted and encouraged
#32
blame michael jackson for the fedora
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#33
Oh god now they're all saying they are bringing sunglasses too
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#34
Nope, jazz musicians don't really wear fedoras or hats.

You know what would be appropriate? Following the chord changes correctly and being aware of the ensemble. I've yet to see a grade school jazz band do these.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#35
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Oh god now they're all saying they are bringing sunglasses too

Inform them all that none of you are the Blues Brothers. Therefore, none of you should ever be caught with sunglasses AND a fedora.
#36
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Inform them all that none of you are the Blues Brothers. Therefore, none of you should ever be caught with sunglasses AND a fedora.

Yeah because they aren't on a mission from god.
#37
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Oh god now they're all saying they are bringing sunglasses too


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#38
The only man who makes wearing a fedora look acceptable?

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#39
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Nope, jazz musicians don't really wear fedoras or hats.

You know what would be appropriate? Following the chord changes correctly and being aware of the ensemble. I've yet to see a grade school jazz band do these.

Or scatting.

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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#40
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If you don't get a good picture together and then post it here to be shoop'd, you're done.


What the hell, why not. I'll ask my mommy if she can take one later tonight when it starts.
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