#1
do you sit down or do you stand up to wipe your shoe when you notice dirt on it?




#4
ha ha minterman22! nasty!
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i don't know why i feel so dry
#7
I sit, although sometimes I feel like I'd have a cleaner butt if I had a bidet, but then again I'm a no good dirty 'murican and... wee can'ts b lettin kno fouren non murican stuff in no mo.
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#8
Quote by MakinLattes
Why would I wipe it off myself when I have bootlickers?

ha ha thats proper KinK not judging here though i hope u have fun + enjoy it




#9
I wear flip flops so I don't need to wipe dirt off anything

When I wear covered shoes I make sure not to step in mud puddles so they don't get dirty.

I have 37 pairs of shoes atm and I wash all of them once every 2 months
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#10
if i notice my doc martins are getting scruffy i'll polish them. not really for looks (they look cool regardless) but because they're supposed to last for years and years if you maintain them.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#11
Yeah I mostly clean my shoes for maintenance not because they're dirty. If I don't wear them for a month or two they're prone to getting moldy because of the climate or having bugs and reptiles make their homes inside so i need to air them out at the very least.
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#12
i purposely rotate through my shoes so none are forgotten. i only have four pair, including boots, so it's not really a huge undertaking. 37 pairs... that's more responsibility than i can handle.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#13
i pretty much just polish my doc martens and avoid getting my trainers dirty
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#14
Quote by MakinLattes
Why would I wipe it off myself when I have bootlickers?

More like bootylickers.

I wipe standing out of habit, sitting is definitely better.
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doc martens

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#16
I don't wipe. filthy shoes are the best.
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#17
Quote by deadsmileyface
hmmmm

what are you getting at?
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I hit 'em and they stay down
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#18
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
I don't wipe. filthy shoes are the best.

i guess slightly worn shoes can have a certain charm to them, esp for casual wear & stuff but filthy shoes are ratchet D: you should fix that




#19
Quote by MinterMan22
do you sit down or do you stand up to wipe your shoe when you notice dirt on it?


I usualy take my shoe off to clean it, and I've been known to do it both standing and sitting down.
#21
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I sit, although sometimes I feel like I'd have a cleaner butt if I had a bidet, but then again I'm a no good dirty 'murican and... wee can'ts b lettin kno fouren non murican stuff in no mo.

You use your shoes in your butt?
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#24
Quote by Eastwinn
37 pairs... that's more responsibility than i can handle.

That's more pairs of shoes than I've owned throughout my entire life
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#25
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Suede shoes?



i only own a pair of ripped boots which are totally ****ed and converse that i bought when i was drunk

i dont think i've ever come in contact with this "suede shoes" thing ur talking about
#26
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i dont think i've ever come in contact with this "suede shoes" thing ur talking about


Blue ones are quite cool apparently.
#27
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Blue ones are quite cool apparently.



ah yes... so i hear. a man named elvis told me the same thing
#28
Suede blue eyes are also kinda neat.

And drip dry gloves
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#29
Quote by MinterMan22
i guess slightly worn shoes can have a certain charm to them, esp for casual wear & stuff but filthy shoes are ratchet D: you should fix that


I'm a dirty boy and I like it
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#30
I burn them and buy a new pair
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#31
i don't clean shoes. only if i stepped in shit.

even then the cleaning mostly consists of walking trough a puddle or some grass
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#32
Quote by eGraham
That's more pairs of shoes than I've owned throughout my entire life

I used to have more but recently cleaned out my shoe cupboard & got rid of ones that were falling apart. I also need to buy new ones soon for my cousin's wedding.
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#33
i dont wipe


for real though minterman22 just before i enter a home i would wipe my shoes (and then take them off) because thats the good canadian way! thumbs up!
#34
Quote by vince1991
i don't clean shoes. only if i stepped in shit.

even then the cleaning mostly consists of walking trough a puddle or some grass



what if theres shit in the puddle or the grass?
#35
Quote by Linkerman
You use your shoes in your butt?


Duh
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#36
I remember when I first learned to wipe sitting down. Since then my entire life has been turned around.