#1
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/may/15/christopher-pyne-denies--c-word-against-bill-shorten

So basically the Minister of fucking Education just called the Opposition leader a cunt.

“If No 1 whinger in Australia were a reality TV show, there would be no point in any other contestant entering it – because if Bill Shorten entered it, he would win it! But on Thursday night the leader of the opposition has an opportunity.”

At this point manager of opposition business, Tony Burke, made a point of order over Pyne referring to Shorten as “Bill Shorten” and not the opposition leader, as is parliamentary procedure.

Pyne is then heard saying the disputed words.

The Speaker, Bronwyn Bishop, responded at the time by telling Pyne to “refer to the opposition leader by his correct title”.

The tirade was a load of shite in the first place, and the speaker is biased as hell so the wank of an education minister didn't even get reprimanded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TsNL3uBw1g

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#4
I am completely for genital slang equality!
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#5
It's not like anyone took this cuntry seriously anyway.
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#6
I'd expect a little more decorum.... *sigh* oh well, might as well laugh at those cunts.
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#7
Thing is, though, that **** is genuinely an every day word here in NZ and Australia. In the UK / USA its deemed as a horrible, highly offensive word, but it just isn't viewed as the same over here. People greet their friends with "Sup, ****?" etc. They use it as a term of affection "You're a good ****" etc.

It just isn't an issue over here.
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#8
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They had a cuntdown.
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#11
Meh, well a Boner is in charge of our house of representatives.
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#12
Well this combined with the budget just makes me so much happier that I'm leaving this place in 5 weeks.
#13
As an Australian myself this is not one bit surprising. Every second word people say these days is c*nt
#16
I wonder what the Cunting Crows have to say about Australicunts.

PS: love Australicunts, finest developers of self-indulging humour.
#18
It's my understanding it's been acceptable since 1943...
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#19
Every nation needs a Minister of Fucking Education. And if the Minister of Fucking Education can not recognize a cunt when he or she sees one I'd have to say he or she was not qualified to hold that position.
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Every nation needs a Minister of Fucking Education. And if the Minister of Fucking Education can not recognize a cunt when he or she sees one I'd have to say he or she was not qualified to hold that position.




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