#2
Fascinating.
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#5
Quote by guitarxo
My dad has more arm hair than him

hottest shit you've ever said.
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#7
Quote by guitarxo
My dad has more arm hair than him

Im sorry to hear that ;,( does your mum get a rash?
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#8
Quote by snipelfritz
hottest shit you've ever said.

Just imagine if I were a guy and inherited his arm hair.

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Im sorry to hear that ;,( does your mum get a rash?

Well they haven't had sex in many years soooo...no and there is nothing to be sorry about
cat
#9
He ought to clip it and glue it to his head... Get a nice Jheri curl going or something
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#19
Quote by snipelfritz
hottest shit you've ever said.




i ****ing died
i don't know why i feel so dry
#20
Quote by beadhangingOne
I am so glad I'm not that close with my parents.

Lol it's not that we talk about sex all the time or something. It was just relevant to the conversation
cat
#22
he's compensating for the lack of hair on his head.
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#23
Quote by k.lainad
he's compensating for the lack of hair on his head.



I'd hate to see his ballsatch
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#24
Quote by k.lainad
he's compensating for the lack of hair on his head.


No, he just used black magic to transfer his hair to his arms under Rock Logic. Rock Logic states that the more hair you have, the more musically powerful you are, hence why rock musicians like having long hair, and why the afro was invented. However the location of your hair is important(Why do you think singers get so many transplants? Robert Plant is a bald spot away from Gilbert Gottfried). In his early days, Satch didn't realize this, hence why he used to have a full head of hair. However at some point in the 90's, he realized that moving his hair to his arms would make him a more powerful guitarist, and thus began the mutation process to transfer his hair to his arms to increase his shredding abilities.

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#25
Quote by necrosis1193
No, he just used black magic to transfer his hair to his arms under Rock Logic. Rock Logic states that the more hair you have, the more musically powerful you are, hence why rock musicians like having long hair, and why the afro was invented. However the location of your hair is important(Why do you think singers get so many transplants? Robert Plant is a bald spot away from Gilbert Gottfried). In his early days, Satch didn't realize this, hence why he used to have a full head of hair. However at some point in the 90's, he realized that moving his hair to his arms would make him a more powerful guitarist, and thus began the mutation process to transfer his hair to his arms to increase his shredding abilities.



So...what you're saying is that if I had hairy palms, I'd be the best guitarist ever?
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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#26
Quote by SGstriker
So...what you're saying is that if I had hairy palms, I'd be the best guitarist ever?


Dude, hairy knuckles work wonders for your playing.
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#27
Quote by SGstriker
So...what you're saying is that if I had hairy palms, I'd be the best guitarist ever?


That's why the biggest jerkoffs are the best guitarists