#1
My Canadian brother from another mother who actually went to a specific place on a date on my recommendation

Happy Birthday Thrash you sack of shit. Glad you're still here and all that.
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#3
thank you for making a birthday thread for me!
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#4
Happy birthday Somebody

I got you a cat hug (the slow blink) and I just did it so just pretend you saw that
cat
#5
Assuming an even distribution, it's 19,624,657 people's birthday.

I don't care about 19,624,656 of them.

And I don't care about the other one either...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#7
Quote by Acϵ♠
who actually went to a specific place on a date on my recommendation

now im addicted to crack and urinate in public

thx
#8
ayo happy birthday Jon!
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#9
Quote by Arby911
Assuming an even distribution


not a very good assumption
i don't know why i feel so dry
#12
Quote by Eastwinn
not a very good assumption


No, but sure makes for easy math...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#14
I got you your own:


Cause you might be dead before the Leafs get you one.
Happy birthday man. Now get the hell out of the left lane.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
happy birthday thrash
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#18
Happy birthday thrashers. Time to rock out.

BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#24


I got you a Vance Miller Kitchen. Congratulations.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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