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#1
If you would try to take over the world: how would you do it?
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#3
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From behind

Impossible. The world is a sphere.
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#5
From the front.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
From the side.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
Quote by MakinLattes
It's more of an oblate spheroid.

But does it have a backside?
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#8
Quote by Neo Evil11
But does it have a backside?


The Grand Canyon is the Earth's arsecrack.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Quote by Trowzaa
The Grand Canyon is the Earth's arsecrack.

Explains the americans. Assbutts.
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#10
hehehehe
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
Where is the vagina so that I can **** the earth with my tiny penis and then brag about it.

Nvm anal sex with the earth is good enough too.
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#13
Convince Obama to play a game of catch. After a few tosses, I'd go "Hey, Barry, this is kind of boring. Don't you have a cooler football?" And he'd go "Yeah, sure, let me go get it." Obama would go get the nuclear football, and when he tossed it to me, I'd run off with the entire US nuclear arsenal.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 3-3
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 52-39
#14
Quote by necrosis1193
Convince Obama to play a game of catch. After a few tosses, I'd go "Hey, Barry, this is kind of boring. Don't you have a cooler football?" And he'd go "Yeah, sure, let me go get it." Obama would go get the nuclear football, and when he tossed it to me, I'd run off with the entire US nuclear arsenal.

And then what?
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#15
Quote by Neo Evil11
And then what?


Get a moon base and build giant "lasers" on "the moon"

dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
^Edit: I'd need my $1,000,000 first.

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And then what?


Nuke anyone that says no when I ask for something. No more tofu sandwiches, you vegan pussies.
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 3-3
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 52-39
#17
Quote by necrosis1193
^Edit: I'd need my $1,000,000 first.


Nuke anyone that says no when I ask for something. No more tofu sandwiches, you vegan pussies.

noooooooo. Fu.
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#18
I have never heard of a "tofu sandwich" before, and now that I have world destruction is a real possibility.
#20
Quote by MakinLattes
I have never heard of a "tofu sandwich" before, and now that I have world destruction is a real possibility.

Never heard of the USSR and the Cold War?
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#21
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Impossible. The world is a sphere.
So is your mum but it hasn't stopped us yet.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#22
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So is your mum but it hasn't stopped us yet.

This makes no sense at all.
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#23
Quote by Neo Evil11
Never heard of the USSR and the Cold War?

Sounds like a Neu! cover band.

v That doesn't even make sense. They're from the 70s.
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#24
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Sounds like a Neu!! cover band.

I have no idea what you just referred to. I'm done. I'm officially too old.
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#26
How does one contol the bitcoin?
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#27
Quote by deadsmileyface
the Mariana trench is the vagina then?

Damn Gaia you're so wet.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
I would simply control the money systems.



Insert obligatory "don't you folks already do that' anti-semitic comment here...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#31
Quote by Arby911
Insert obligatory "don't you folks already do that' anti-semitic comment here...

Nah, nah...that's the Federal Reserve.
#32
Quote by bartdevil_metal
I'd close the drug thread.

I always knew the zombies were just stoners that had to go clean cold turkey when the drug threads were closed. Did one of them try bathsalts and start eating someone's face?
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#33
Not yet, but it does feel as though a dam has burst (DT thread has closed) and now water (DT users) is saturating the flood plane (The Pit). If we're not careful we all shall be swept away.
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#34
I'd like to be swept away.
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#36
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This makes no sense at all.
It does plenty to me. I can't go explaining it, it'll make it even worse.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#37
Quote by Philip_pepper
Start with the Netherlands.

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#38
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But Neo, babe, I love you man. As a half German, that makes you my half cousin.
#39
Quote by Philip_pepper
But Neo, babe, I love you man. As a half German, that makes you my half cousin.

Not really. Unless you believe in the Arian race. Which I am only partly part of.
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#40
So far, this is what I've learned from this thread.

1) Screw Earth (metaphorically)
2) Screw Earth (literally)
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