#1
I want to redefine what it means to be called a cougar!

So most people i know consider a cougar to be 6 or more years older then them. so here are some new cougar terms i came up with.
Thoughts comments or alt names would be awesome.

Puma. (a girl 2 years older then her prey)

Grand puma. (3-4 years older then the male cub)

Cougar (5-6 years older then her mate)

Grand Cougar (7-9 years older then said bachelor)

Dumble cougar or Grand Gilf (is a horrible cat like sexual best full of lust like jungle furry that will suck the life out of its victim thats anywhere from 15-257 years younger then it.
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#3
These are great, keep them coming (haha get it haha) TS!
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#6
So in these times of gender equality I find this highly racist against men and think a list for the male counterpart is called for. Old men going for young girls are generally labeled pigs

2 years difference - piglet
3-4 years - mini boar
5-6 years - pig
and so on, right guys???
#8
So my wife is a cougar
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#10
I'm happy I came here this morning, I laughed my ass off. I always joke with my girlfriend, that she's a cougar.. Now I know she's a puma haha! I dig!
#11
I've always wanted a pet cougar.

Like, an actual cougar, mountain lion... something along those lines.
It's badass the way I imagine it (even though reality would be far different)
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#13
I've always thought a cougar was actually a fixed age demographic, for example, women aged over 40 who go for men in their 20's and stuff....I didn't think it depended on the age of their partner.....
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I've always thought a cougar was actually a fixed age demographic, for example, women aged over 40 who go for men in their 20's and stuff....I didn't think it depended on the age of their partner.....


Oh wait, I just re-read the OP....I should go to bed.....TS, why bother re-inventing the wheel?
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#16
I ain't lion TS, thos some GRRRRRRRRR8 names! XD XD XD XD XD lol
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#24
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My GF is a year old then me. what it she then? puma light?

You sir are a genius!!! (wipes tear away from eye)
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#26
stop pigeon-holing people into arbitrary terms.
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