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http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-18370797


Mr Levick, an avid biologist, was the medical officer on Captain Scott's ill-fated Terra Nova expedition to the South Pole in 1910. He was a pioneer in the study of penguins and was the first person to stay for an entire breeding season with a colony on Cape Adare.

He recorded many details of the lives of adelie penguins, but some of their activities were just too much for the Edwardian sensibilities of the good doctor.

He was shocked by what he described as the "depraved" sexual acts of "hooligan" males who were mating with dead females. So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.



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#2
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#6
What's depraved about mating with dead females? Safest sex ever.
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So distressed was he that he recorded the "perverted" activities in Greek in his notebook.


Why do they specifically note that he wrote his notes in Greek? Why? WHY?
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Why do they specifically note that he wrote his notes in Greek? Why? WHY?

I didn't really think about it at first, but I suppose the details were so horrifying he wrote them in a different language so that people would have to go to greater efforts to read them.
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Why do they specifically note that he wrote his notes in Greek? Why? WHY?

Because perversion has its own language.
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#12
Maybe they didn't know they were dead. Happens all the time
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Because perversion has its own language.

Yeah to be honest that's what I thought but I did not have the stones to say it out aloud.
#14
Big deal, everybody has said '******' before (don't lie).

Also, there are no such things as "bad" or "good" words.
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Big deal, everybody has said '******' before (don't lie).

Also, there are no such things as "bad" or "good" words.

Moron.
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Why do they specifically note that he wrote his notes in Greek? Why? WHY?

Dude didn't yeastwinn tell you Greek is the deepest language ever
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people would have to go to greater efforts to read them.


He may have seen penguins cuming, but he didn't see google translate coming.
#21
if he wrote it in classical Greek, google translate will stutter
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