Young Tom from Slayer inb4 dicks, inb4 no potential and inb4 you can't inb4 your own thread


You know those pornographic images that have been photoshopped so that they don't contain dicks? This already looks like one of those. Therefore, I can't post the only thing I would photoshop it to be without getting banned

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
Where is the obligitory Jason Statham? Also I'm suprised no one turned that Mic into a Dick yet.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
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Zerath...wft, man.

I was gonna add your face but I'm going to let someone else fulfill it .
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Holy ****
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
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Goddamn that gave me a panic attack.
Seattle Seahawks

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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.

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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
Wait, is he seriously wearing his own bands shirt?

That's ****ing lame.
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Goddamn that gave me a panic attack.

You're next.
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Wait, is he seriously wearing his own bands shirt?

That's ****ing lame.

Thrash metal bands used to do that in the 80's, Kerry King still does it now though.