#1
Young Tom from Slayer inb4 dicks, inb4 no potential and inb4 you can't inb4 your own thread

Behold

#2
You know those pornographic images that have been photoshopped so that they don't contain dicks? This already looks like one of those. Therefore, I can't post the only thing I would photoshop it to be without getting banned

"The mind is its own place, and in itself

Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n"

- John Milton, Paradise Lost
#11
Where is the obligitory Jason Statham? Also I'm suprised no one turned that Mic into a Dick yet.
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I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

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I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#14
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Zerath...wft, man.

I was gonna add your face but I'm going to let someone else fulfill it .
#16
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Holy ****
A poem.
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no girl, movember isnt for you. shave your stache pls

I can out-bore you any day
#19
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Goddamn that gave me a panic attack.
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#20
Wait, is he seriously wearing his own bands shirt?

That's ****ing lame.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#22
Quote by SGstriker
Goddamn that gave me a panic attack.


You're next.
#23
Quote by snipelfritz
Wait, is he seriously wearing his own bands shirt?

That's ****ing lame.

Thrash metal bands used to do that in the 80's, Kerry King still does it now though.