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Weighing in at 77 tonnes and as heavy as 14 African elephants, the fossilised bones of what's believed to be the largest creature ever to walk the Earth have been unearthed in Argentina.

Based on its huge thigh bones, it was 40m (130ft) long and 20m (65ft) tall.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-27441156

BIG AZZ DINOSAUR BONES!


The new dinosaur is a type of sauropod similar to Argentinosaurus. It's interesting to hear another really huge sauropod has been discovered, but ideally we'd need much more material of these supersized animals to determine just how big they really got.

Exciting news for a dinosaur freak like me.

Discuss.
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#3
It's big.
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#7
And yet, mine is STILL bigger.
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#8
but how can there be dinosaur bones if the earth is only 20,000 years old?
its a science conspiracy sham. the scientists are trying to abolish our holy religion by forcing faulty facts like the existence of dinosaurs down our throats.
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#9
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And yet, mine is STILL bigger.

Bah.
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but how can there be dinosaur bones if the earth is only 20,000 years old?
its a science conspiracy sham. the scientists are trying to abolish our holy religion by forcing faulty facts like the existence of dinosaurs down our throats.
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Go drink some drain cleaner. Maybe then will yeezus weep for your soul.

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but how can there be dinosaur bones if the earth is only 20,000 years old?
its a science conspiracy sham. the scientists are trying to abolish our holy religion by forcing faulty facts like the existence of dinosaurs down our throats.
jesus 2014

6,000. Fucking apostate.
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#14
About ya big.

Can't get there from here.
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but for real, blue whales are 30m long and their dicks are around 8 feet long so around 10 feet long is a decent guess.
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#16
You sure know your dongs, Trowzaa.
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game of thrones ftw


but that sure is a big dong... i mean sword
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but for real, blue whales are 30m long and their dicks are around 8 feet long so around 10 feet long is a decent guess.


well for one thing trousers, blue whales are mammals and dinosaurs so i don't find that comparison very valid and second it was probably around 12 feet just a guess

edit: wow this post made 0 sense.
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#21
Nah I bet it was a chode because it was a land animal so it probably had a hard enough time pumping blood as is so it probably was five feet tops
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well for one thing trousers, blue whales are mammals and dinosaurs so i don't find that comparison very valid and second it was probably around 12 feet just a guess

edit: wow this post made 0 sense.


Not even sure where you were attempting to go with that one
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#23
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Not even sure where you were attempting to go with that one

He was talking about dicks. Did it need to go anywhere?
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#24
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He was talking about dicks. Did it need to go anywhere?


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Nah I bet it was a chode because it was a land animal so it probably had a hard enough time pumping blood as is so it probably was five feet tops


http://dinosaurs.about.com/od/dailylifeofadinosaur/a/dinomating.htm
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#27
Who else wanted to be a paleontologist when they were younger?

Particularly due to seeing Jurrassic Park. Too bad you can't major specifically in it in college (only graduate studies after you jump through many hoops). Only like archeology or Bio for undergrad. It's a hard field to get into, even though there isn't a high demand for it. You sorta have to wait for openings at universities/sites and you need luck to make a career out of it.
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#28
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Went everywhere but up.

12ft pecker + gravity = N. Korean missile launch.
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#30
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Not even sure where you were attempting to go with that one


i think i was trying to say that blue whales are such distant relatives of dinosaurs that their dick-to-body ratios could be way off.

currently trying to reconstruct my previous post from that thought
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#31
Perhaps it had a penis:body size ratio closer to that of a barnacle than a blue whale, which would make it around 650ft long.
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#32
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i think i was trying to say that blue whales are such distant relatives of dinosaurs that their dick-to-body ratios could be way off.


Especialy when we consider that whales live in water, which will more easily support the weight of a huge todger. Gravity must surely play a part in the size of land animal's penis.
#33
are those bones really that big? depends on what bone on the body it is. But i always take for granted that all dinosaurs are huge and those bones don't strike me as "huge as ****".
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#34
the real question is did dinos have penis bones
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#35
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the real question is did dinos have penis bones

No.

The penis bone or 'baculum' is something that only mammals have.
#36
Did it by any chance look something like this?


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#38
"Dinosaur bones"...yeah right. God put them there to test our faith. Don't belive everything you read on the Internet.
#39
I was stuck on Saturday morning watching the BBC Breakfast show and they played this story at least 4 or 5 times with the exact same footage and voice over every. It was horrible. I hate this dinosaur.
#40
Lies! They're the bones of the ancient giant species. Stupid media.



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