A lost recording by Tolkien, in which he explains the true meaning of Lord Of The Rings, and recites a lost Elvish poem, has been unearthed in Rotterdam.


Two websites are trying to raise awareness and funds, to have it released this fall.

Personally, I find this retty interesting, and the account of the "Hobbit Dinner" is nice.

Can't wait for this to be released.

Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise
Why was it in Rotterdam? Is Rotterdam really mordor? That explains its inhabitants and the ugliness.
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can't believe the nigga made his own language

Actually, several languages
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

That second Hobbit movie was pretty meh, I won't be contributing.
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Actually, several languages

what a ****ing dork

The true meaning of LOTR is that he's a conservative fuk whose good guys are all white aristocrats and the establishment always wins etcetc

Still, love LOTR
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He made them an offer they couldn't understand.