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#4
my girlfriend fists me on occasion too
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#7
Never been punched, pinched or anything since I was like 6.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
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I'm a likeable guy so people don't punch me in the face.

Even unlikeable people like me don't get hit in the face.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#11
Had my lips done into blood once by a gf. Funny things are 1) it was actually an accident, not something she ment to do and 2) made a lot of fun from it. We broke up laterz tho.
#12
Quote by Neo Evil11
Even unlikeable people like me don't get hit in the face.

TS must be a colossal asshole.
#14
Other time, I had this fight in the class (somewhere around 10, I guess) when me and this guy managed to almost break 3 tables and several ribs. Then we became friends for many years up until I've seen him last time before he went somewhere. Good ol' times.
#17
Quote by lemmyisgod97
So what did you do after she punched you ?

There's a chance he buried her in a safe place
#18
I've been punched in the face, it hurts for a few days.



That's not near the worst time I've been bloodied or beat either.
Last edited by stratkat at May 24, 2014,
#20
Quote by stratkat
I've been punched in the face, it hurts for a few days.



That's not near the worst time I've been bloodied or beat either.


How do you manage to do that?
#21
Quote by rootsofmy
How do you manage to do that?

My face came into contact with a fist several times consecutively.

I don't remember much after that but I imagine it was the ground shortly after.
Last edited by stratkat at May 24, 2014,
#22
Quote by stratkat
My face came into contact with a fist several times consecutively.

I don't remember much after that but I imagine it was the ground shortly after.


Well, I know mechanics from both sides. But I ment the events or actions that led to the whole thing.
#23
Quote by rootsofmy
Well, I know mechanics from both sides. But I ment the events or actions that led to the whole thing.

I know, I just don't really want to go into it, but it can be summed up with the word 'vodka'.
#24
Quote by stratkat
I know, I just don't really want to go into it, but it can be summed up with the word 'vodka'.


There were times when I had a tendency to come back home in deep after going halfway through the city drunk with vodka, so I still don't get it.
But ok, if you don't want to, I won't go there either.
#25
It took you 18 months for you to realise you have no feelings for her...?
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#27
Quote by lemmyisgod97
You should have hit her back, it's 2014, if a woman wants to act like a man, treat her like a man.


so 16
#28
Quote by BladeSlinger
my girlfriend fists me on occasion too

Double fist all the way to the elbow?
#29
You should have picked her up over your head and thrown her through a sugar glass window while a Michael Bay explosion goes off 50 feet away from your position. That shit would have been epic as fucck.
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#30
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so 16

On this site if I say something that apparently is seen as misogynistic I'm an idiot yet if I say something about treating women equally I'm also an idiot, Jesus did indeed f*cking weep.
#31
Quote by lemmyisgod97
You should have hit her back, it's 2014, if a woman wants to act like a man, treat her like a man.


plus this....

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If a kid has been bullied for years they have good reason to kill a bunch of people , however, most of them just go into their school and kill innocent people instead of killing their tormentors.



This, my friends... is what we call, "consistency"
#32
my gf hit my in the face with a glass jar of biscoff because she thought it was just plastic -_-
#33
Quote by Venice King
It took you 18 months for you to realise you have no feelings for her...?


Fair question. I've been on an off with her. But for the last six months or so I've been stuck because of her family problems and me being the only thing keeping her together. Long story and don't really feel like getting too into it, but will post pics of my lip if desired. Although It doesn't compare to the gnar black eye that someone posted earlier. Because that was pretty nuts.
#35
Never been punched in the face, and god knows I've often had it coming.
The more you say 'epic' the less it means.
#36
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
my gf hit my in the face with a glass jar of biscoff because she thought it was just plastic -_-

hohohoho
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#37
Quote by 6-String_Madman
plus this....


This, my friends... is what we call, "consistency"



Not really. There's a massive difference between slapping a bitch and shooting up a high school.


OT: Never actually taken injury from punches, but I lost half of one of my teeth from a headbutt. Got a cap on it 2 years later. That was a painful 2 years.
#38
Quote by Wrst_Plyr_Evr
Because that was pretty nuts.

Dude said it was vodka, so nothing serious, actually.
Had a drunk fight with 2 PMSing emo-boys a good time ago. Vodka did its work, so I almost ended up beaten by 10 another. Normal stuff
#39
Wrst plyr evr indeed.

At least you're self aware.

But no, I've never been seriously punched by a woman.
#40
Quote by rootsofmy
Dude said it was vodka, so nothing serious, actually.
Had a drunk fight with 2 PMSing emo-boys a good time ago. Vodka did its work, so I almost ended up beaten by 10 another. Normal stuff


There's a lot more to his story than you know.

It's pretty ****ing serious
ayy lmao
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