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#1
Apart from the obvious do you do anything else e.g. Read a book, go on your phone etc.

Personally I like to launch the missile as quick as I can and get away from the smell.
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#4
usually just go on my phone, check scores from the night before. sometimes I bring my laptop along, I've written pages and pages of essays/papers while taking a dump
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#10
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usually just go on my phone, check scores from the night before. sometimes I bring my laptop along, I've written pages and pages of essays/papers while taking a dump

How long does it take for you to take a dump ?
#11
I always have a go at the crossword and/or Sudoku puzzle in the back of the local paper. They increase the difficulty of the Sudoku puzzle each day, on a 5 star rating system, starting on Monday.

I have yet to complete a 5-star shit.
#16
anyone else find it weird he tries to escape his smell? i don't even notice lol
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#18
Jerk off
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#19
I like to read the featured Wikipedia page on my phone. I pass the time and learn a bit about something I (more often than not) wouldn't have otherwise.
#22
I just take a shit, it's not supposed to take 5 minutes if you're healthy !?
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#23
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I just take a shit, it's not supposed to take 5 minutes if you're healthy !?

5 minutes? I usually sit for like 15minutes, sometimes longer if im reading something.
#25
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5 minutes? I usually sit for like 15minutes, sometimes longer if im reading something.


i used to do this, but then i realized that all the real action generally happens within the first minute or two, so all you're really doing is breathing in extra poo-air
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#26
go on ifunny and reddit
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#27
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anyone else find it weird he tries to escape his smell? i don't even notice lol

I enjoy it
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#28
I close my eyes.....


Draw back the curtains...
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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#30
I tend to just sit there and kind of switch off.
Sometimes I have some really great thoughts and ideas.
Sometimes I'll take my 3DS with me.


I really don't understand how people can jack off whilst having a crap. It's actually one of the few times/places I won't do that.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#31
Quote by link no1
I really don't understand how people can jack off whilst having a crap. It's actually one of the few times/places I won't do that.

Who says they're jacking off and shitting at the same time? That'd be gross. Ewww...

No, they just use the bathroom for jacking off, because they're lame and can't get a lock on their bedroom doors.
#33
Eat, drink, smoke, whatever I can do normally rooted to one spot, I'll give it a go on the toilet. Ideally though I hope my high fibre diet does wonders and counteracts my lactose intolerance for a nice easy ride where I don't have time to do anything other than sh*t.
#35
Play guitar, read, or simply contemplate life.
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#36
I read Shakespeare. It's a form of symbolism.
Harry Potter is DEAD! Ehhhhh heh heeehhhh!!!
-Voldemort
#37
I mess around with my phone.

I used to not do anything. Technology has crept its way into my most personal experiences.
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#39
I empty my bowl. then my bowels
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