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Picture this. Its a saturday night, you are watching a movie with your throphy wife. Suddenly a criminal jumps through the window and runs toward you in a made rage.

What weapon do you choose to defend your self with?
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#2
I would use the power of the pen. To write a nice message to the intruder.
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#4
Whatever blunt object would knock them out but not do any serious damage.

Idc how dumb it sounds but i'd rather be hurt/die than hurt/kill someone else.
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Whatever blunt object would knock them out but not do any serious damage.

Idc how dumb it sounds but i'd rather be hurt/die than hurt/kill someone else.

It's what all decent people do.
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#6
I'd be impressed if he could jump through my window and charge at me before I could react considering my windows are tiny.
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Whatever blunt object would knock them out but not do any serious damage.

Idc how dumb it sounds but i'd rather be hurt/die than hurt/kill someone else.

So you would rather have the criminal rape your wife, steal the car and kill you? Instead of you just destroying him and continue living?
#8
Hammer.

Srs just see how much damage a hammer can do

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#9
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It's what all decent people do.


Yes, that's what the 80 yr. old pensioner should do when the 2 or 3 thugs break into her house, use a club on them...

Sheesh!

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#10
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Yes, that's what the 80 yr. old pensioner should do when the 2 or 3 thugs break into her house, use a club on them...

Sheesh!


No, lets give guns to everyone, that will increase her chances.
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So you would rather have the criminal rape your wife, steal the car and kill you? Instead of you just destroying him and continue living?


Yes.
Obviously I would prefer he not do those things, but I can't bring myself to kill anyone. Or even hurt them with a sharp knife or anything, really.

Guess I need to go buy a big club or a bat or something.
#13
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Yes.
Obviously I would prefer he not do those things, but I can't bring myself to kill anyone. Or even hurt them with a sharp knife or anything, really.

Guess I need to go buy a big club or a bat or something.

I hope you are going to violate them with the bat.
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No, lets give guns to everyone, that will increase her chances.


If she has a firearm, yes, it will. Firearms are perhaps the best form of defense for the elderly or otherwise infirm, your distaste notwithstanding. In the situation I postulated, the pensioner at least has a chance if they have a firearm, while lack of one gives them no chance at all.

Your "lets give guns to everyone" nonsense shows that you never had any intent to approach this subject with any kind of reasonable perspective though.

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How do we know they're a criminal and not just a deranged lunatic?


If you break into my home, I don't care. My family's well-being comes before anyone else's.
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If she has a firearm, yes, it will. Firearms are perhaps the best form of defense for the elderly or otherwise infirm, your distaste notwithstanding. In the situation I postulated, the pensioner at least has a chance if they have a firearm, while lack of one gives them no chance at all.

Your "lets give guns to everyone" nonsense shows that you never had any intent to approach this subject with any kind of reasonable perspective though.

I'm European, what do you expect? We are very proud of our low kill rates.
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I'm European, what do you expect? We are very proud of our low kill rates.


Fair enough.

Pride goeth before the fall...

I have no interest in your "one pensioner dead is better than 3 scumbags dead" philosophy.
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#18
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Fair enough.

Pride goeth before the fall...

Yeah, but we haven't fallen. Not since 1945.
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Yeah, but we haven't fallen. Not since 1945.


C'mon, being European you should know that ~70 years is a mere blip in the historical timetable...
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#20
Yeah but now with the eu we dont have to fear the frnech and Germans anymore.
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#21
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Yeah but now with the eu we dont have to fear the frnech and Germans anymore.


Not today anyhow...

I know we're not going to change any minds here, it's a cultural opinion and decision. I respect the route you folks have chosen, I just don't agree with it.
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#22
But the numbers prove we are better.
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#24
Sidestep him, then beat the crap out of him. People in mad rages usually consist of two methods of fighting; swinging blind, telegraphed haymakers, and trying to tackle you. Both are easy enough to beat if you know how to fight.
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#25
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But the numbers prove we are better.


Not going the statistics route, too many presumptions there and too much questionable data on both sides, sorry to disappoint.
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#26
You can't really fake deaths now can you.
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You can't really fake deaths now can you.

Well... They say Elvis lives on a island somewhere.
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You can't really fake deaths now can you.


Well, yes.

But that's not the point and I suspect you know it.

The 'my statistic trumps your statistic' pissing contest that inevitably ensues benefits no one.
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#29
It benefits me.
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#30
who sits with their gun in their hand while watching a movie with their trophy wife anyway?

checkmate atheists.
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#31
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It benefits me.


Nah.


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who sits with their gun in their hand while watching a movie with their trophy wife anyway?

checkmate atheists.


Depends on what you mean by "gun"?
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#32
Even if you had a gun in the given scenario, I don't see how it would help defuse the situation.

Do you have your gun on you at all times, even at home?
Would you be ready to shoot as soon as the guy jumped through the window?
What happens after you've shot him? Do you call the police to report that you've killed a guy? How do you clean off the bloodstains?

I'm not saying the situation would be better without guns. Either way, it's not going to end well. At least if you knock him out, you won't have to justify killing a man, and there's less cleaning up to do.
#33
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Nah.


Depends on what you mean by "gun"?


depends on what TS means by gun. I personally took it as a "gun". What do you think?
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Even if you had a gun in the given scenario, I don't see how it would help defuse the situation.

Do you have your gun on you at all times, even at home?
Would you be ready to shoot as soon as the guy jumped through the window?What happens after you've shot him? Do you call the police to report that you've killed a guy? How do you clean off the bloodstains?

I'm not saying the situation would be better without guns. Either way, it's not going to end well. At least if you knock him out, you won't have to justify killing a man, and there's less cleaning up to do.


Is this a common method of entry for miscreants where you live?

Anyway, yes - pretty much, yes, he dies, yes, a mop.
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#35
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Is this a common method of entry for miscreants where you live?

Anyway, yes - pretty much, yes, he dies, yes, a mop.


if you're going to question the definition of both "gun" and later the scenario of someone jumping through a window then maybe you should read the OP?
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#36
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depends on what TS means by gun. I personally took it as a "gun". What do you think?


https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080804183700AAvqHh9

I'd say it's situational.

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if you're going to question the definition of both "gun" and later the scenario of someone jumping through a window then maybe you should read the OP?


You need to see if you can return your sense of humor, the one you have is defective.
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#37
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Is this a common method of entry for miscreants where you live?

It was specified in the OP
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Anyway, yes - pretty much, yes, he dies, yes, a mop.

Sounds like you've never killed a man in your own home before.
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It was specified in the OP

Sounds like you've never killed a man in your own home before.


No, and I hope to never have to.

You?

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Oh, was your "gun" refering to the penis? I should've known. That's hilarious.

Anyway.


Like anything it's not as funny when I have to explain it to the slow folks.
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