#1
hi pit.

i just checked out my jizz under a microscope at 60x and 100x magnification. the internet sais i should see swimmers.

i don't see them.

help
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You are filthy.
#4
Good for you dude, I'd hate to see you ruin your life by having a child.
#5
Pop your dick under there as well.

You still won't be able to see it
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#6
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i painted ur moms face with sum if u want tih use dose insted



that's ****ing gross... i mean.. look at her!




you're a sick man, lostlegion
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#7
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Pop your dick under there as well.

You still won't be able to see it

8/10 gg
#8
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that's ****ing gross... i mean.. look at her!




you're a sick man, lostlegion

she had a nice personaloty dat i jst cudnt resist. soz man
#9
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that's ****ing gross... i mean.. look at her!



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#10
2nd hit must have poked me hard in the fetusballs then cuz i'm still searching
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You are filthy.
#11
You put your jizz under a microscope? What is wrong with you?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#14
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Pop your dick under there as well.

You still won't be able to see it


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#16
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Pop your dick under there as well.

You still won't be able to see it

Ooooh. Damn u cray.
#18
I knew a guy who put his hand in toluidine blue once. Ol' Blue Hand we used to call him.

He now has skin cancer on his hand.
o()o

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#19
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no, he can't #rek anyone because his penis is too small. I thought we just established this?
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#20
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I knew a guy who put his hand in toluidine blue once. Ol' Blue Hand we used to call him.

He now has skin cancer on his hand.

lmao put ur dick in it ts
#22
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lmao put ur dick in it ts

This isn't in the top 10 of "bad ways to get your dick wet", but it's really not in any list of "good ways to get your dick wet", either.

But TS should do it for comic effect, then go dogging, and tell us how that worked out for him.
#23
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This isn't in the top 10 of "bad ways to get your dick wet", but it's really not in any list of "good ways to get your dick wet", either.

But TS should do it for comic effect, then go dogging, and tell us how that worked out for him.


We'll call him Vince McBluepenis.
o()o

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#24
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It's a bit difficult to see them unless you stain the slide.

This is a toluidine blue stain, for instance

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ok guys i'll rub blue stuff on my dick and fap again after i recharged.

and yeah, next time i'll use a slide. what a ****ing mess
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You are filthy.
#25
Why are you even doing this?
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
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Why are you even doing this?


i thought it would be fun. watching them.. wiggling around getting progressively confused.. not knowing where to go and freaking out as the cold air brushing over their little heads makes them realize they're not inside the magic cave

would have been better than TV if i didn't get this blank screen
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Last edited by vince1991 at Jun 2, 2014,
#27
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i thought it would be fun. watching them.. wiggling around getting progressively confused.. not knowing where to go and freaking out as the cold air brushing over their little heads makes them realize they're not inside the magic cave

would have been better than TV if i didn't get this blank screen


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#29
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i thought it would be fun. watching them.. wiggling around getting progressively confused.. not knowing where to go and freaking out as the cold air brushing over their little heads makes them realize they're not inside the magic cave

would have been better than TV if i didn't get this blank screen



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#30
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i thought it would be fun. watching them.. wiggling around getting progressively confused.. not knowing where to go and freaking out as the cold air brushing over their little heads makes them realize they're not inside the magic cave

would have been better than TV if i didn't get this blank screen

I have been on this forum for 8 years. I have seen the icyhot fad, the rise and fall of the pear, the night of the bans, Union Jake, getting my carrot skinned thread etc,. I have seen users post their weirdest fantasies and pictures of their junk.

Yet your post has disturbed me the most. Well done.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#32
ew, you're weird OP.

just go get lab tested. They'll do it for you.

ew.
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#33
I wish I had a microscope now.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#34
Quote by slash_GNR666
Pop your dick under there as well.

You still won't be able to see it


Hah.
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#35
found them.. instead of putting the light source above the sample, i put it underneath.. and i was looking for something bigger last time as well. even at 100x they are really tiny. and fast too


on a sidenote. i was inspecting the mites on my bed covers today with a small picket microscope. (not going to sleep well tonight trust me) so i rolled out my dick over the sheets to see if they would crawl onto it. they didn't

even more interesting, the patch where my dick rested was completely clear of mites afterwards! while the rest of the sheats were still covered with them. i truly feel that i discovered something important here today. could all-organic dick-spray be the next natural mite repellent?
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You are filthy.
Last edited by vince1991 at Jun 4, 2014,
#37
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found them.. instead of putting the light source above the sample, i put it underneath.. and i was looking for something bigger last time as well. even at 100x they are really tiny. and fast too


on a sidenote. i was inspecting the mites on my bed covers today with a small picket microscope. (not going to sleep well tonight trust me) so i rolled out my dick over the sheets to see if they would crawl onto it. they didn't

even more interesting, the patch where my dick rested was completely clear of mites afterwards! while the rest of the sheats were still covered with them. i truly feel that i discovered something important here today. could all-organic dick-spray be the next natural mite repellent?

well the obvious thing to do would be to rub your dick all over and see if it gets rid of them
#38
Quote by vince1991
found them.. instead of putting the light source above the sample, i put it underneath.. and i was looking for something bigger last time as well. even at 100x they are really tiny. and fast too


on a sidenote. i was inspecting the mites on my bed covers today with a small picket microscope. (not going to sleep well tonight trust me) so i rolled out my dick over the sheets to see if they would crawl onto it. they didn't

even more interesting, the patch where my dick rested was completely clear of mites afterwards! while the rest of the sheats were still covered with them. i truly feel that i discovered something important here today. could all-organic dick-spray be the next natural mite repellent?


Does your dick repel the ladies as well?

I'm sorry. You set yourself up for that one.