lol this thread is definitely on the weird side of the internet




Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

"better watch incognito before my friends think I'm a freak"
"Please log in to confirm your age"
God Damn.

Also saw that lemon one, they stick lemons in her mouth, it's great.
On playing the Paul Gilbert signature at the guitar store extensively, my missus sighed:
"Put it down now, It's like you love that guitar more than me!"
In Which I replied.
"Well it has got two F-Holes!"