#2
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#5
I make this joke to myself every time I step into one of their lifts, and then I feel a bit bad
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#6
I think they had one of those on a cruise I went on. They were quite comfortable.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#9
I saw one of these on holdiay once. I went into the lift first, and laughed. My sister came in, saw the sign, and laughed. Then mum, who laughed. And finally dad. Who couldn't see the sign, but did the the three of us laughing, and immediately got suspicious. Then we moved, he saw the sign, and laughed.
#14
Quote by snipelfritz
Plastic Surgeon?

Schindler's Facelifts?


Close, care to try again?
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#16
Quote by KingChris90


The link I posted was to Joshua Schindler, MD - Medical Director of the OHSU-Northwest Center for Voice and Swallowing.


Schindler's Lisp...
“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.”
Charles Darwin
#17
Quote by Arby911
The link I posted was to Joshua Schindler, MD - Medical Director of the OHSU-Northwest Center for Voice and Swallowing.


Schindler's Lisp...

Schindler's Jizzed... And Doesn't Waste A Drop
#18
i thought this was common knowledge isn't this the same company he started to save all those people, they just changed focus after the war?

thats what i heard anyway. wikipedia i go...

lolnope im wrong
welp thats embarrassing
You dirty piece of shit, you.

Quote by FireFromTheVoid
I smoked weed with my mom once.
It was the weirdest moment of my life, and I`ve been caught with my dick in my hand, by my brother, with a giant close up of a dudes face on the tv.

Twatter
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