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#1
macaroni asked for it, macaroni (& the rest of you) get it!

Pick 3 or more of your best attributes


will do mine later since I feel pretty shitty now
cat
#3
Ability to (intentionally!) make people laugh.
Great taste in music.
Big dick.
Quote by neidnarb11890
the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#7
1. Hopeless romantic
2. Love taking care of people
3. Know how to please a woman
4. Single
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#8
1. charming
2. honest
3. fun to watch, like a car crash
i don't know why i feel so dry
#10
All of my attributes are average at best.


Except i have high strength/dexterity/vitality
Sail upon the open skies
#11
Quote by angusfan16
All of my attributes are average at best.


Except i have high strength/dexterity/vitality

What does it say about his power levels

Its over 9000

sorry
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#12
You're not sorry.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
dimples.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#14
Quote by theguitarist
dimples.


back dimples?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#16
just kiddin i don't have any dimples.

O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#18
1: I have an 8 inch penis with a 3 inch girth
2: I do very well in school
3: I'm quite muscular
4: It is very easy for me to talk to people and charm them
#22
Quote by angusfan16

I could kill him. If he stuck his finger in my eyes like he did with Oberyn I'd just blink them off.
#23
I'm very likeable
I'm petty honest (unless it's about something personal I don't want to talk about)
I'm a pretty good public speaker
Smart and stuff
it's all just coming back
it's all coming back

it's all coming back to me
#24
i'm kinda alright at studying,
i'm very quiet and therefore not loud and obnoxious,

and i'm a morning person (i guess that counts, right?)
i prefer to go to bed around 11:30-12 and wake up at 7. i also hate doing anything after like 1pm.
#25
hard worker
charming
can get along with most people
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#26
1. Uhm
2. I'll get it in a minute
3. Well, I'm out of ideas.
Quote by Diemon Dave
Don't go ninjerin nobody don't need ninjerin'
#28
nice&cool
compassionate
i care a lot about the things i care a lot about
diligent
willing to put my head down&grind it out when i need to
cuuuute
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#31
I don't really consider myself to have particularly exceptional attributes, but these are what people have told me over the years.

I'm empathetic
I'm intelligent and creative
I always seek out the best in people
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#32
-keeps his head up
-goes to the dirty areas
-keeps his stick on the ice
-no visor
-never misses a shift
-born in ontario
#34
Quote by behind_you
Long, toned legs
High metabolism
Able to reach speeds of 70 kilometers an hour


i don't know why i feel so dry
#35
ma muscular, in-shape, bod
beard
hard work ethic
A bassist is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

The Pit operates under a pseudo-Murphy’s Law state of mind. You can make a comment and "whatever wrong assumption that can be made about it, will be made about it."
#36
1) Massive Penis
2) Pussy magnet
3) Compulsive Liar
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#37
1. intelligent
2. gentlemanly
3. handsome
4. nice
5. knows how to treat a lady
#38
Awesome
Funny
Modest
Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent!
Party on Wayne. Party on Garth

Schecter Platinum C-1 Floyd Rose

Quote by Lord_Doku
Friendship and masturbation go a long way towards happiness. Until you have sex, then it's friendship and sex. And an empty wallet.
#39
jesus wept-ing

a la

Quote by crazysam23_Atax
Smart
Hard worker
Charismatic

jesus wept
#40
Quote by behind_you
Long, toned legs
High metabolism
Able to reach speeds of 70 kilometers an hour


You lay some big-ass eggs too
How do you make a signature? Is this a signature? Sig?.... Nature?..... Sigmund Freud?...... Nature Valley?.... Sigmund Fraud?..... Frankie Valli?.... ah, $!*@ it...
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