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#1
I made a new thread
I don't care if you like it
In before the lock

5+7+5 syllables

this is strictly on a voluntary basis so do what you want okay go
#2
Thread has potential
Not sure where it will go though
We will have to see
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#6
Quote by homeless-john
I'm bad at haikus
Should they rhyme? Don't really know
Oh, hey Mick Foley



No, there is no need
Rhyming is quite optional
It does sound nice though
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Quote by slash_GNR666
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor
Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor

You fail at haikus
It's syllables not words, man
Better luck next time
#11
Quote by Basti95
You fail at haikus
It's syllables not words, man
Better luck next time


Hodor
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#12
Quote by slash_GNR666
Hodor

You like Game of Thrones
How original of you
I joke, you okay
#13
This is gay as shit
Voluntary my fat ass
You'll never get me
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
#14
How do you write a Haiku
I will try my best
But I don't think this is right
#15
Quote by Trowzaa
No, there is no need
Rhyming is quite optional
It does sound nice though

I'll bear that in mind
I'll do a rhyming haiku
I'll end with Mankind

#16
here i am
sitting inside

in me there is mean
type, type, type,, type

hateful words typed
to a fellow ug member



shitty haiku is shitty.
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



Last edited by k.lainad at Jun 5, 2014,
#17
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

#ShamelesslyStolen
From some random subreddit
That likes poetry.

Also shamelessly
Stolen from a previous
Poster in this thread
Minecraft: Sonic
League of Legends: CinoSRelliK


Currently Playing/listening to/Reading:


Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
S. by Doug Dorst
The Martian by Andy Weir
Last edited by S0n1c '97 at Jun 5, 2014,
#20
Haiku Haiku Hai
Kuhai Kuhai Kuhai Ku
Haiku Haiku Hai
#21
A potato lies
Solitary, on the road
No one will eat it
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#22
Quote by sashki
There's a lady who's
Sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a


The old that is strong
Does not whither, deep roots are
Not reached by the frost
Quote by mcw00t
"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
Quote by elguitarrista3
the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#25
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Arsenal fans suck
And so does Giroud
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#26

This thread will be closed
If people do not stick to
Posting in haikus
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#28
Quote by DisarmGoliath

This thread will be closed
If people do not stick to
Posting in haikus


My train of thought is
You should edit all of the
Non-haikus posted
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29
Quote by Rust_in_Peace34
A potato lies
Solitary, on the road
No one will eat it




I am really gay
Ryan Gosling is sexy
I like his body

I love to jack off
masturbation is awesome
my right arm is sore

Smoking is real nice
nicotine feels good in my lungs
I smell really bad
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#30
Quote by Trowzaa
My train of thought is
You should edit all of the
Non-haikus posted

That would be funny
But sounds like a lot of work
DG don't like work...
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#31
Quote by RylanThePotato

Smoking is real nice
nicotine feels good in my lungs
I smell really bad

Let's call this strike one
Fail to post a haiku next
And you shall suffer
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#33
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Let's call this strike one
Fail to post a haiku next
And you shall suffer


Shit, I miscounted
I was never good at math
failure is painful
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#34
Quote by RylanThePotato
Shit, I miscounted
I was never good at math
failure is painful

I forgive Rylan

Quote by sickman411
Nice that you're trying
To keep this thread consistent,
DisarmGoliath

And 'Why, thank you' sickman, too.

Quote by Trowzaa
My train of thought is
You should edit all of the
Non-haikus posted

Started with Neo
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#35
江戸の雨何石呑んだ時鳥
えどのあめなんごくのんだほととぎす
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#36
Quote by DisarmGoliath

I forgive Rylan


And 'Why, thank you' sickman, too.


Started with Neo

This mod is a huge nazi
7-5-7
Is superior format
Minecraft: Sonic
League of Legends: CinoSRelliK


Currently Playing/listening to/Reading:


Kerbal Space Program,
Binding of Isaac
Opeth - Orchid
S. by Doug Dorst
The Martian by Andy Weir
#37
I need a new amp
that's what the pit has told me
metal is the best
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#38
why is the giraffe
always forgetting who keeps
stealing his toaster?

it was hippo jon.
he smells feces on his toast,
giraffe shat in it
Last edited by Dregen at Jun 5, 2014,
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