Poll: Have you potatoed recently?
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View poll results: Have you potatoed recently?
Yes
133 76%
No
43 24%
Voters: 176.
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#1
See poll.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
Does this mean dressing up as a potato? Because I don't to here about some new weird sub-culture where people dress up us vegetables dig themselves in the ground and pretend they're growing.
#6
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I won't ever rust
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots babe
I just wanna be yours
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#10
i ate french fries for lunch...

so i guess i potatoed today.



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Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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#11
One potato, two potato, three potato, four.

Is how many I had for my dinner.
#12
Four potatoes for dinner? So the Irish stereotypes are true
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13

i always potato




#15
Nobody potatoes as hard as I potato
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#16
Quote by RylanThePotato
Nobody potatoes as hard as I potato


because you are da potato.

are you related to my french fries?

(chomp. chomp. gulp)
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#18
Quote by RylanThePotato
Nobody potatoes as hard as I potato

Challenge accepted
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Last edited by eGraham at Nov 27, 2015,
#19
Quote by k.lainad
because you are da potato.

are you related to my french fries?

(chomp. chomp. gulp)


You sicken me you evil bastard #YesAllPotatoes

Quote by eGraham
Challenge accepted


I'm a sentient potato unless you're a sentient yam (that's why ur username is orange lololol) good luck with that
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#20
I am a sweet potato
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
Quote by Andrea55
Can someone help me potato?

I am a seasoned potatoer, I can help you
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#24
Quote by eGraham
I am a seasoned potatoer, I can help you


Salt and Pepper, or more exotic flavourings?
#25
Quote by eGraham
I am a seasoned potatoer, I can help you

It's a lie, Andrea.

I swear it.
#26
Quote by Malchius
Salt and Pepper, or more exotic flavourings?

Usually just those two for me because I eat them with something else for more flavor.

Butter and on occasion sour cream is also added.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#27
Ì HATE potatoes. Never make them myself.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#28
Quote by eGraham
I am a seasoned potatoer, I can help you

Cool!

Quote by Dimarzio45
It's a lie, Andrea.

I swear it.

Hmm. I dunno.
STಠ_ಠ
#29
Quote by Andrea55
Cool!


Hmm. I dunno.



it's a lie.

he just wants to butter your potato

if you know what i mean
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers
There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

Quote by The_Blode
^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


https://soundcloud.com/95dank



#30
Quote by Andrea55
Cool!


Hmm. I dunno.

It is very cool and you should definitely know.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#31
Quote by Neo Evil11
Ì HATE potatoes. Never make them myself.

You're a ****ing freak you piece of trash.
#32
Actually no.

My parents are on vacation at the moment so I have to cook for myself. I haven't potato'd since i attempted to make a baked potato in the microwave two weeks ago.


Didn't really bake so much as vaporize.
#33
How long did you cook it? For a single average-sized potato, 4 to 5 minutes is enough for a thorough heating.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#34
That's because you bake in the oven. You can start them in the microwave, but it's got be finished in the oven to get that crunchy skin and smooth inside.

If anyone wants to up there potato game try these, Hasselback Potatoes.

#35
Quote by eGraham
It is very cool and you should definitely know.

Teach me more!
STಠ_ಠ
#36
Quote by eGraham
How long did you cook it? For a single average-sized potato, 4 to 5 minutes is enough for a thorough heating.


Poked profusely with a fork, stuck it in for 5 minutes, flipped it over and another 5.

I actually googled "how to bake a potato in the microwave" and I followed some instructions; didn't work.

Being the seasoned potatoer as you are, I will listen to your wisdom next time.
#37
Quote by eGraham
Four potatoes for dinner? So the Irish stereotypes are true

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#38
10 minutes is way too long lol. I'm actually surprised it didn't catch on fire or at least be inedibly hard.
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~