#1
Looking For A Sweet Girl Between The Ages Of 16-19. No Old Broads. I'm Five Foot Six And I'm Willing To Date A Girl Who Is A Little Bit Taller Than Me But If It's More Than An Inch Or Two Then Don't Bother.

I Like Listening To Music, Cuddling And Giving Backrubs.

No Fat Chicks.
#2
>5'6

Those are manlet stats, bro.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#4
Quote by I.O.T.M
>5'6

Those are manlet stats, bro.


dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
Quote by Trowzaa

You didn't watch Live and Kicking. I hope you're offended.
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#8
Quote by Thrashtastic15
As a fat chick that hates music, cuddling, back rubs and midgets I am very offended by this post.


nice
I have no sig, and neither do I want one.
#10
This is my multi.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
Quote by lolmnt
This is my multi.

But he hasn't defended Altidore yet.

Your story doesn't add up.
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#12
Quote by Corporatism
Also I live with my mom so if you have a problem with that then you can take a hike.

I can set you up with my mate if you set me up with your mum, I'll be your new daddy.
#13
Quote by I.O.T.M
You didn't watch Live and Kicking. I hope you're offended.

But how could you watch Live and Kicking when the far superior SMTV Live was on at the same time
#14
Quote by Duffman123
But how could you watch Live and Kicking when the far superior SMTV Live was on at the same time

SMTV didn't start until '98. Live and Kicking was unrivalled for years. >_>
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#15
Quote by Thrashtastic15
As a fat chick that hates music, cuddling, back rubs and midgets I am very offended by this post.

Lies, all women love back rubs
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#16
Quote by the bartender
Lies, all women love back rubs

Rape culture just makes it seem that way.
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#17
Quote by I.O.T.M
But he hasn't defended Altidore yet.

Your story doesn't add up.

Now this is a #goodpost
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#18
Quote by I.O.T.M
SMTV didn't start until '98. Live and Kicking was unrivalled for years. >_>

Fuck, you expect me to remember back that far?
#19
Quote by Duffman123
Fuck, you expect me to remember back that far?

How old are you, 12?

Quote by lolmnt
Now this is a #goodpost

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#20
i extend this offer but i'm 6'0 and 20 okay go
i don't know why i feel so dry
#21
Quote by I.O.T.M
How old are you, 12?

Mate I was too busy playing with my town playmat, watching Funnybones and running away from strangers offering back rubs to remember.
#22
Quote by Duffman123
Mate I was too busy playing with my town playmat, watching Funnybones and running away from strangers offering back rubs to remember.

>not getting in the car of a stranger offering a back rub

You missed out on a life-changing experience.
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

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#23
they die so young lol
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

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Hello.
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)


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#26
Quote by I.O.T.M
Rape culture just makes it seem that way.

but even an unwanted backrub is technically not rape because there is no penetration or touching of private parts or anything
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#27
it's for overactive aspies
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#28
Quote by Trowzaa
it's for overactive aspies

did you get the green or the red one?
#29
Quote by Duffman123
did you get the green or the red one?

#rekt #ShotsFired

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#31
Quote by lolmnt
This is my multi.

Reported
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#32
Quote by Trowzaa

But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#33
Belts can look good if you are wearing the right type of outfit you just gotta know how to dress for it
banned
#36
I never knew that the pit was a dating site.

Quote by I.O.T.M
Is that some sort of child-catching device?

Gear:

ESP EC-50
ESP FB-204

MXR '78 Custom Badass Distortion
Dunlop Crybaby
MXR EVH Phase 90
MXR Analog Chorus

"Music is the strongest form of magic." - Marilyn Manson
#37
Quote by SexyBeast810
I never knew that the pit was a dating site.

Your username suggests otherwise
will someone carry me across ten thousand miles under the silence