#3
I expect it would be capable of more endearing conversations than the majority of people that I have conversations with on facebook:
Hey, how are you?
Yeah, I'm good thanks, yourself?
Yeah man, you up to much?
Nah, **** all dude, just bored, yourself?
Same man
Conversation over

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#6
1/3 judges
33% judges.
How about they do a test with only one retarded judge and they could put "100% of the judges thought the chatbot was a human" in the article?

edit: wow, "retarded" is by default censored.
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Last edited by Guodlca at Jun 9, 2014,
#7
Can we get one and give it its own thread?
A poem.
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#8
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edit: wow, "retarded" is by default censored.

Did you really just get that?

I knew this was a snipel thread just by the title.

Also, I have a book that says that other machines have "passed" the Turing test before.
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#9
They made the bot imitate a foreign 13 year old boy whose first language was not English...it was basically cheating and it still barely tricked 1/3 of the judges.
#10
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They made the bot imitate a foreign 13 year old boy whose first language was not English...it was basically cheating and it still barely tricked 1/3 of the judges.

haterz gonna hate
#12
having it pretend to be a 13-year-old, non-native-English-speaking Ukrainian.


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#13
That chatbot gives the appearance of being too mature for the Pit. Apparently it can pass for a 13 year-old.
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#15
I am not afraid of bots of this type posting on UG... I am afraid most of the "real" users would not pass the Turing test..
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#16
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I am not afraid of bots of this type posting on UG... I am afraid most of the "real" users would not pass the Turing test..

Haha, very funny post! I much enjoyed the joke
#18
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I am not afraid of bots of this type posting on UG... I am afraid most of the "real" users would not pass the Turing test..

Plenty of humans have failed this test.

All it does is "determines" who is "more human"

i.e., who or what can fool the judge. It's not an intelligence test in the way of how smart you are.
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#21
btw how does a human being come up with a "humanity scale" ? I mean, there's no chance of making anything even remotely close to that. Logic depends on many things, so does any other cognition.
#22
I'm not really impressed with it fooling 33% of the judges. To me that says it's only going to fool idiots, such as anybody who actually falls for those spambots that tell you they're a horny young girl who needs a good smashing but you'll have to go to her profile first.


Get it to fool more than 50% and I'll show some interest.
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#24
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That chatbot gives the appearance of being too mature for the Pit. Apparently it can pass for a 13 year-old.


where's that 457 undead lad. I think he's a chatbot.

i mean, a 14 year old can't be that creepy... right?
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#28
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I think I may have killed it. I pointed out a spelling error and it didn't reply.

i said "nice spelling error bud" and he said "glad you liked it"

cheeky bastard
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#30
I asked it how many times it masturbated per day and replied "I didn't count actually, but much more than a dozen."

EDIT: then I asked it about sex and it told me a joke.
A poem.
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Last edited by Pastafarian96 at Jun 10, 2014,
#31
ME: How often do you poop

Eugene Goostman: Very seldom. No more often than one time per month.

ME: How long is your dong.

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