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#1
what was your last encounter with a police officer like?

i held a door open for one at wawa
i don't know why i feel so dry
#2
he said "alrigh'", i nodded at him
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
I saw an off-duty cop at the local casino last week. Does that count?
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#7
My last experience was when my car was found after it was "stolen" for a week, of course useless ass Fresno PD doesn't do their ****ing job right ever and because of them we're short $200+ because of towing expenses
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#8
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I saw an off-duty cop at the local casino last week. Does that count?


yes do tell
i don't know why i feel so dry
#9
Well, there isn't much to tell. I saw him in passing, we know each other so there was brief small talk. That was it.

He was on his way to the buffet (it's funny because he's very overweight)
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#10
I took a breathalyzer after a gig a few weeks ago. I only had 3 beers so I passed da test.

My rear blinker bulb in my truck went out the other day. Looks like an encounter is likely in the near future.
#11
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#12
I was like "**** you pig oink oink is somebody cooking bacon" and he was like ""
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#13
I held a door for a cop and he said "thank you".

Here's how it could have played out though...

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#14
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I held a door for a cop and he said "thank you".

Here's how it could have played out though...


this was fairly humorous
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#15
the officer was arresting someone for selling pot or something on the roof of my apartment building. we exchanged pleasantries.
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#16
It was with my cousin who got kicked out of the police for disorderly behaviour (i.e being drunk and not listening to the police when they told him to go home)
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#18
I was driving about 10 km/h over the speed limit (as most people usually do anyway) a couple of weeks back and I notice a cop car in the lane next to mine and I think 'ok'
#19
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I held a door for a cop and he said "thank you".

Here's how it could have played out though...


oh yeah, i forgot about that plane
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
As a lawyer, I meet police officers all the time in court, and since we spend long waiting times together, we usually have nice chats.

Furthermore, I'm friends with many of the local police officers. I went to school with a couple of them.
So, my encounters with the police officers are usually friendly and extremely polite.

A few times they even opened exceptions for me (like letting me drive through a street that was supposed to be closed to traffic, or moving their patrol cars to let me park on a "prohibited parking" place).
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#22
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I was like "**** you pig oink oink is somebody cooking bacon" and he was like ""

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#23
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My last experience was when my car was found after it was "stolen" for a week, of course useless ass Fresno PD doesn't do their ****ing job right ever and because of them we're short $200+ because of towing expenses


The problem is that you had expectations of Fresno PD in the first place.
#24
Cops generally like me; I try to say hi to anyone in uniform (even mailpeople).


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#25
me and some friends were messing around at the local park, doing stupid stuff, yelling like idiots (cause we are idiots).

a cop rolled up and told us that we would get citations cause he though we were minors.

we all whipped out our id's like badasses, and showed him that we are all 18 (legal age of adulthood in U.S).

it was funny.
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#27
Mine was last thursday, he read off the lists of interviewee's(?) whatever, but I did great on the physical/written test. Now I have to go back for a polygraph and then be grilled with questions.
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#29
Last time I was in the car with my mom driving and she was pulled over for not going 15 mph in a school zone.

Defiantly not my most interesting cop related story.
#31
I was busy prowling on young girls at the local park when a cop came into the bushes to join me. We just exchanged pleasantries and carried on with our wonderful afternoon.


But in all seriousness, one got onto my bus and gave me 'the nod' as he went to a seat.
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#32
There were a group of teens beating up this one kid and kicking him to the ground next door while his girlfriend was screaming for help so we called the police. They were all already gone before the police got here, but the police said they saw the couple walking down another street and that they were fine.

No idea where the punks went, but I think they're the one's living in this one house a few houses down from ours.
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#33
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me and some friends were messing around at the local park, doing stupid stuff, yelling like idiots (cause we are idiots).

a cop rolled up and told us that we would get citations cause he though we were minors.

we all whipped out our id's like badasses, and showed him that we are all 18 (legal age of adulthood in U.S).

it was funny.

This is sad.
#34
He picked me up from my house at 7 am, I had to make a statement and was issued a barring from all NHI properties. Then he gave me a ride home.

No charges have been pressed against me, not yet as far as I've been told.
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#35
My friend's a cop and I watched xmen with him. It was dumb because he kept asking me about what happened because as soon as the movie started he went out to get a burger and came back half an hour later. I had no idea what was going on because I barely remembered the first movie and it was very confusing for me overall. Eventually he gave up and started throwing popcorn kernels at our friends behind us

Cop who is not my friend: there's this bridge we usually drink at before going into the clubs. It was raining so we had to find a covered area and ended up in this underpass. Unfortunately it turned out to be a homeless man's underpass and he chased us out saying "I just want a kiss" so we sat under a tree right outside the underpass. A few minutes later two female tourists went into that underpass and I guess he said the same thing to them because they ran out screaming. There's always a police van parked around that area because of drunkies so these women went over and banged on the side of the van and demanded that they arrest the guy. Well obviously they weren't going to do anything because he's ****ing lived there for years and everyone knows it's his underpass, but they had to go talk to him for a bit and make it look like they were arresting him. Blah blah blah they settled everything and the tourists left and one of the cops came over, asked us for a beer, and told us to enjoy our night. The End.
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#36
Quote by k.lainad
me and some friends were messing around at the local park, doing stupid stuff, yelling like idiots (cause we are idiots).

a cop rolled up and told us that we would get citations cause he though we were minors.

we all whipped out our id's like badasses, and showed him that we are all 18 (legal age of adulthood in U.S).

it was funny.

lamest thing i've ever read
#39
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The problem is that you had expectations of Fresno PD in the first place.


I didn't expect much but Jesus Christ, they could at least pretend to do their goddamn job every once in a while
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#40
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lamest thing i've ever read

I would have to agree


OT: I flipped him off

He's one of my better friends tho
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