#1
So I just got attacked by a cat and now my left arm is covered in cat bites and scratches. Is there a remedy for getting rid of the itch?
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#5
Touché

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Was it a cute kitty?


Yes kinda, its a cat from around the block.

It's friendly (or was) and I am known to having allergic reactions to cats but that was a long time ago and I rarely get to go near cats anymore so I went to stroke him and he obliged and even went to let me rub his tummy but then he started biting and scratching me. He might have thought he was playing though because don't cats normally hiss a lot when aggro? He was totally silent when attacking and afterwards he started to lick me being all friendly and shit again.

Bi-polar cat perhaps?
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#12
I heard most cats have rabies. Is it true or am i just too stupid to believe anything?
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#14
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They would all be dead if they did.

that's what i thought too, but i don't really know anything that much about rabies.
I've never seen or heard of a cat dying from rabies. Maybe they're just carriers or something.
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#18
haha i washed my cat for the first time in months today.

i usually clip her nails beforehand, but i was like "fuk it"

half way through the wash i got my arm scratched like 3 times in the same spot.

just wash the cut a few times with soap and water, then use some kind of anti-septic creme or alcohol spray.
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#21
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Have someone pee on your arm.



I'm pretty sure that only works for headaches but what do I know? I'm not a doctor.
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#22
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haha i washed my cat for the first time in months today.

i usually clip her nails beforehand, but i was like "fuk it"

half way through the wash i got my arm scratched like 3 times in the same spot.

just wash the cut a few times with soap and water, then use some kind of anti-septic creme or alcohol spray.


why do you wash your cat? Does it not clean itself properly?
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#23
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why do you wash your cat? Does it not clean itself properly?


its an outdoor/indoor cat. It plays around in the dirt, and i don't want that shit on my furniture or clothes when i play with my cat. So i wash it every once in a while.

plus, good smelling soft cat> neutral smelling meh cat

edit: this stuff works nicely.

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#24
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I'm pretty sure that only works for headaches but what do I know? I'm not a doctor.


I just heard it somewhere. I have no idea if it's true.


It's worth a shot TS.
#25
cats clean themselves pretty thoroughly usually, they don't really need washing unless they never got taught how to clean themselves or never picked it up properly

If you're brave enough to try it then fair enough, I wouldn't have even dared to try and give my old cat a bath, she didn't take much shit and would have taken my arm off. She got fleas once though, and had them all round the house, and that was such a nightmare to sort out as we have carpets in all the rooms except the *******. So yeah, flea killing shampoo is probably a good idea if you can do it
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#26
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cats clean themselves pretty thoroughly usually, they don't really need washing unless they never got taught how to clean themselves or never picked it up properly




I disagree.


I am yet to encounter any mammal that can clean the back of their own head with their tongue.


You better wash that pussy, unless you like the scent of smelly head.
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#27
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You better wash that pussy, unless you like the scent of smelly head.

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unless you like the scent of smelly head

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the scent of smelly head

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smelly head



Wash your dickhead, dick. That's all I could think of. Sorry, I'm in an odd mood...


Carry on now.
#28
when my cats started getting fleas i would take a shower with them. my mom has a shower with a door that seals you in and it's all glass so they can't climb anywhere. after a few brutal battles they eventually submitted, then they liked it
i don't know why i feel so dry
#29
Cats are great. Stop spreading your dog propaganda.
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#31
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I disagree.


I am yet to encounter any mammal that can clean the back of their own head with their tongue.


You better wash that pussy, unless you like the scent of smelly head.


nah mate, they lick their paw then wipe the back of their head, its both adorable and efficient
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