this just made me realize how little i care about anything on the front page
you're a stone fox
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this just made me realize how little i care about anything on the front page

I just have the Pit bookmarked now, I never even go on the front page.
75% of the front page articles either involve some musician saying something about rock music dying or Metallica saying anything.
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TS, you needed to put the 'slams' in the title in all caps.

But then the entire title would be in capital letters and I'd feel like a spammer... Life is hard man, life is hard...
damn righteous slam
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 73-78
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 2-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 24-7
Just went on the front page and had adverts and pop ups covering the page.

I think I'm going to buy Ug Plus so I can read all these fantastic articles without distractions haha
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I love to have my vag pounded by guys who make lame threads on the internet!

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This thread topic is gold. I've been on this website for 8 years and I've never come up with anything like this. So yeah. Great job TS[457undead].
I just noticed the Community page is gone. How will future users know Reva could sing?!

jk there are no future users
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
wait, there is a place on UG other than the pit?

who knew..
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There shall be a stop to this madness. The battle is not over. My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.

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^ I've just realised if you say Simple Plan's 2011 effort "Get Your Heart On!" really fast in a Southern American accent, it sounds gross. . .like sexual gross!

Quote by Necroheadbanger
I'm looking for professional bongo-ists and triangle-ists to make a Progressive Technical Brutal Death Metal band
(will be called AxOxJxLxAxIxVxXxUxWxZxQxUxRxWxGxJxSxAxLxKxMxNxHxUxGxAxAxWxVxCxBxZxVx)
(Don't even ask what it means)