#3
"ya know what? instead of stopping the supply of weapons to the general public, we should make a blanket that deflects bullets!"

actually a good idea for the tornadoes tho. I saw that Moore one pretty much firsthand and it's terrifying.
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#4
Quote by Saint78
"ya know what? instead of stopping the supply of weapons to the general public, we should make a blanket that deflects bullets!"

thanks obama
#5
Good job that aiming is literally impossible for a gunman, right?
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#7
that commerical. ffs im gonna puke
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#9
Quote by LostLegion
Can the tornado not just whisp them up anyway?


The Bodyguard Blanket™ works like a wingsuit, allowing the children to glide safely to the ground after being 'whisped' up.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
Quote by macashmack
Dammit why didn't I think of this? This dude is going to make millions

right?
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#14
Kind of terrible when you think about it. I mean, it's almost like we (as in America) have accepted the idea that school shootings are going to happen, so instead of at all trying to do something to try to keep these kinds of things from happening, this dude decided to make something to keep people from being killed when someone shoots them, and he'll probably get rich off of it. It's almost as bad as the new gun control laws that we have. Now, you have to promise not to kill anybody when you buy a gun.

EDIT: I think I'm going to throw up from that video.
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#15
Should also sell it outside nightclubs, to stop the rapings and such.


I need in on this business.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#16
There's already a market of "concealed" body armor (anything that doesn't look like body armor, really). I think they all are good, but this feels... dirty.
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#17
It's pretty sad that rather than doing something to prevent school shootings (you know, like to stop selling firearms to people who don't friggin' need them) instead, somebody has accepted that idiots exist and decides to create this thing.
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#18
Quote by padgea7x
Should also sell it outside nightclubs and such, to stop the rapings and such.


I need in on this business and such.


There ya go.
#19
Quote by link no1
It's pretty sad that rather than doing something to prevent school shootings (you know, like to stop selling firearms to people who don't friggin' need them) instead, somebody has accepted that idiots exist and decides to create this thing.


you can make money selling guns
you can make money selling these blankets.

that's more profit than no guns and no blankets being sold
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#20
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
you can make money selling guns
you can make money selling these blankets.

that's more profit than no guns and no blankets being sold



I could make money by sneaking venomous snakes into peoples bedrooms whilst they sleep and then selling them the antidote.

It does't mean these people should accept that I'm going to put snakes in their bedrooms.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#21
Quote by link no1
I could make money by sneaking venomous snakes into peoples bedrooms whilst they sleep and then selling them the antidote.

It does't mean these people should accept that I'm going to put snakes in their bedrooms.

I went ahead and put my own rifles in my bedroom, so snake away.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#22
Quote by link no1
I could make money by sneaking venomous snakes into peoples bedrooms whilst they sleep and then selling them the antidote.

It does't mean these people should accept that I'm going to put snakes in their bedrooms.


people seem to do.
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#24
So uh. What about when someone walks up to them and shoots them in the face? A bullet to face is faster than fat kid turning around.
#25
"US doctor inspired by Sandy Hook tragedy markets"

#enjoycapitalism
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#26
Quote by Skynyrd890
I went ahead and put my own rifles in my bedroom, so snake away.


good luck using ur rifle in ur small bedroom against a vicious snake, moron
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#27
Quote by LostLegion
Can the tornado not just whisp them up anyway?

It's more for the debris. All the small objects getting hurled around at like 150mph
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#28
Quote by TunerAddict
good luck using ur rifle in ur small bedroom against a vicious snake, moron

I've done it before
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#29
Quote by Skynyrd890
I've done it before


you shot a snake?

do you hate nature come on snakes are cool
i don't know why i feel so dry
#30
Quote by Eastwinn
you shot a snake?

do you hate nature come on snakes are cool

I love snakes.

I don't love venomous snakes in my garage.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#32
ORRRRRR! Just put armed guards in the schools to protect children. I'll take a trained ex cop or soldier over a blankie any day.
#33
Quote by NathanBForrest
ORRRRRR! Just put armed guards in the schools to protect children. I'll take a trained ex cop or soldier over a blankie any day.

most schools have police officers at them come on Nathan Forrest
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#34
Quote by Skynyrd890
I've done it before


I've shot a snake in my laundry room, with a .22.
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of iphones and guitars mixing.
#35
Quote by lolmnt
most schools have police officers at them come on Nathan Forrest

Sandy hook sure as hell didn't.
#36
they are called resource officers a lot of schools have them nathan forrest
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#37
Quote by TunerAddict
good luck using ur rifle in ur small bedroom against a vicious snake, moron
I used my hands on them before. HMU if you got venomous snakes I can wrangel 'em.
#38
I'll go to school without a blanket because I'm a badass like that
#39
Quote by ecvMatt
I've shot a snake in my laundry room, with a .22.


I used .22 rat shot.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!